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DEFINITION: To systematically sniff your clothing as you remove it, in order to determine whether or not any of it can be "safely" worn again.
Verboticisms
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Pudread
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: pyoo-dred
Sentence: With a huge sense of pudread Josh sniffed his socks to see if they could go another day or not. The fact that they walked to the hamper on their own when he took them off should have been enough of a clue.
Etymology: putrid (having the odor of decaying flesh) + P.U. (Used to indicate a bad or offensive smell, from "phew")+ dread (to fear greatly; be in extreme apprehension of)
Olfroulette
Created by: erasmus
Pronunciation: olf rue let
Sentence: James played the olifroulette game most evenings checking if his pants could get away with being turned inside out again.
Etymology: from olfactory and roulette
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COMMENTS:
good one - porsche, 2007-03-08: 12:10:00
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Putritest
Created by: BMott
Pronunciation: pu-tri-test
Sentence: He gave his shirt the putritest before putting it on. It failed miserably and his eyes watered from the smell.
Etymology: Putri: From Putrid, meaning foul odor. -- Test: judge suitability.
Olfactorize
Created by: sonic101
Pronunciation: ol-fac-tor-ize
Sentence: Roger is so lazy he olfactorizes his clothes.
Etymology: olfactory nerve=what you smell with
Odorometer
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: o/dor/ah/met/er
Sentence: An odorometer is a device which indicates how long a piece of clothing has travelled on a body.
Etymology: odometer + odor
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COMMENTS:
How do you use it? Stick it up your nose? - petaj, 2007-03-06: 02:21:00
I think it's more like a wand - it would be embarassing if they used it at the airport to detect dirty clothes - Jabberwocky, 2007-03-06: 13:40:00
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Snuffleupadress
Created by: porsche
Pronunciation: snuffl/up/ah/dress
Sentence: Part of my daily routine is to make sure I snuffleupadress to determine what clothing is still noseworthy
Etymology: snuffleupagus + dress
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COMMENTS:
Quite creative! Snuffleupundress would have been good as well. - purpleartichokes, 2007-03-05: 11:38:00
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Removalfunkometer
Created by: subakamoo
Pronunciation: Remove-al-funk-o-meter
Sentence: Jeff is such a removalfunkometer.
Etymology:
Sniffspect
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: snif spekt
Sentence: Daniel's laundry day routine consisted of keeping his washload size to one basket. This meant carrying on a sniffspect routine each week to determine which clothes just had to cost him a quarter to wash and which others were good for another wearing or two. Gosh, he missed his ex...
Etymology: Sniff (inhale odor) & Inspect (to look over carefully)
Whiffywashy
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: wif-ee-wash-ee
Sentence: Although his clothes always smelled like he'd just been crowned victor in a chili-eating contest, Bob would whiffywashy each article of clothing after removing it, in the hope that it still had some perspirverance left in it.
Etymology: whiff, wash
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COMMENTS:
oh yes. Like this one. - erasmus, 2007-03-05: 05:12:00
great one! you get a vote from me - toadstool57, 2007-03-05: 09:13:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by erasmus.
Thank you erasmus! ~ James
There are some wonderful words today. several have made me laugh lots!