Verboticisms

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: a-pollo-cheez

Sentence: Bree was famous for her apolocheese. It was gouda that odour was not a problem, but her bottom trumpet sounded loudly and was always followed by a verbose yet insincere expression of remorse. "Edam, Bree, that was so loud it could roquefort" .

Etymology: apologies + cut the cheese (fart)

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COMMENTS:

Filing this one away for future reference. Thanks. lol - Mustang, 2008-04-17: 08:17:00

cheesy but funny - Jabberwocky, 2008-04-17: 08:38:00

A true fromage a trois...good one petaj! - Nosila, 2008-04-17: 21:50:00

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Created by: libertybelle

Pronunciation: app-ollow-gas-trick

Sentence: Marianne's gaseous sound effects sounded loudly throughout the dining hall. Unfazed she alternated by stating that in Japan it's a complement to the chef and making other apologastric excuses between belches.

Etymology: apologetic + gastric

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great word liberty - Jabberwocky, 2008-04-18: 10:08:00

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: roōdischärj

Sentence: Some people don’t understand why Robby doesn’t have a girlfriend. Some blame it on his propensity to ruedischarge at will in public settings. He can expel gas from almost any orifice. What girl wouldn’t want to snap up such a talented catch?

Etymology: rued (bitterly regret) + rude (offensively impolite or ill-mannered) + discharge (emit)

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Created by: bookowl

Pronunciation: dee/libur/fart

Sentence: He swore it was accidental but everyone knew it was deliberfart.

Etymology: deliberate + fart

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Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: i/fart/ter/y

Sentence: The effartery was even more disturbing when he pretended it was just a smelly accident.

Etymology: effrontery (shameless or impudent boldness; barefaced audacity) + fart

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: flat ten shun al ist

Sentence: Rudy was aptly named. He loved nothing better than to gross out his sister during meal times with displays of gas release at will. He was quite anal about it. He was a flatentionalist and and should have known better since he was now farty years old.

Etymology: Flatulence (a state of excessive gas in the alimentary canal)& Intentionalist (someone who believes or assumes that the meanings of a text are determined mainly by the stated or implied intentions of the author)

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: no sper a gass

Sentence: Rudy was aptly named. Being an immature twit, he took great delight in using bodily functions to offend people, especially his sister, Prissy. His favourite was anything to do with passing gas. He could summon expulsions from either his mouth or the end he sits on, at will. He had worked hard to develop this "skill" and thrilled to torture his sister with it. He figured he should be harnessed aa a natural resource. Of course he insincerely apologized first, but his policy of being a nospareagas ninja (not silent, but deadly) meant he could do it on demand, throughout the meal. Who needs wind power...he had it perfected. One night Prissy had had enough. She made the meal with cauliflour, beans, artichokes,onions, sprouts and ensured that his portion was liberally doused with parsley juice, bran and other fibres and crushed laxative pills. Oh yes, Rudy could have his fun at supper, but she would have the last laugh all through the long, long night!

Etymology: no ( used to express refusal or denial or disagreement etc or especially to emphasize a negative statement ) & spare (save or relieve from an experience or action ) & gas (attack with gas; subject to gas fumes) & asparagas (edible young shoots of the asparagus plant, after which digestion causes gas build-up and emanates a peculiar smell)

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: re gret yu lens

Sentence: Sarah hated eating with her brother Sid, as he delighted in torturing her with his bad manners. He'd make bizarre digestive noises at the table and then apologize insincerely for his actions. This regretulence was really annoying, as he would always blame their poor dog, lying under the table. This was also galling as the dog was never in the house at meal times!

Etymology: Regret (be sorry) & Flatulence (a state of excessive gas in the alimentary canal)

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Created by: abrakadeborah

Pronunciation: ex-pelch

Sentence: David was always the middle of an expelch at the dinner table, often causing his girlfriend to lose her appetite.

Etymology: Combined ~ Expel-discharge. & Belch-Burp.

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Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: bur + pas + ful

Sentence: Even though Larry continuously apologized for his constant burping and flatulance, Tina believed that it was burpassful since he continued on through dinner, David Letterman and the late night movie. 53 apologies later, Tina just wanted to go home.

Etymology: burp, pass, purposeful

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good passulance - Nosila, 2009-06-03: 10:38:00

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