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DEFINITION: v. To inspire and motivate people to do great things, by issuing petty threats. n. A kind and gentle threat.
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Nagivate
Created by: llimllib
Pronunciation: `Nag-i-vate
Sentence: My wife tried to nagivate me into washing the dishes, but my game of Madden was much too important.
Etymology: Nag + Motivate -> Nagivate
Chagrinspire
Created by: Mirandala
Pronunciation: cha-grin'-spire
Sentence: We were chagrinspired to participate in the office potluck by Sheryl's admonition that non-participants would not receive year-end bonuses.
Etymology: chagrin + inspire
Intimispire
Created by: librarygrrrl
Pronunciation: in-TIM-i-spire
Sentence: Before letting me go out for the night, Mom intimispired me about my messy room.
Etymology: intimidate + inspire
Follygraphed
Created by: janedoe
Pronunciation: Fol-ee-graft
Sentence: I follygraphed when I convinced my co-worker that if he xeroxed a huge stack of papers, he'd get promoted to CEO.
Etymology: Folly + polygraph
Santaize
Created by: Pipeski
Pronunciation: Santa-ize
Sentence: Christmas is always a busy time for the telephone santaizer.
Etymology: Santa + Sanitize
Santabag
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: san ta bag
Sentence: Merry knew that the only way to persuade her son, Nicholas into cleaning up his room for Christmas was to santabag him. She told him things like that he'd get no new toys if Santa thought he had no room for them or a new teddy bear would refuse to live in such squalor. It worked and he cleaned up his room! Too bad she could not santabag the rest of the year.
Etymology: Santa (Christmas Jolly Old Elf) & Bag (an activity that you like or at which you are superior); Wordplay on Sandbag (compel by coercion, threats, or crude means;downplay one's ability (towards others) in a game in order to deceive)
Threatanize
Created by: allwise
Pronunciation: threat-a-nice
Sentence: Gary wouldn't do the dishes, so Molly had to threatanize him with abstinence.
Etymology: threaten + galvanize
Naughtivate
Created by: Chunk01
Pronunciation: naughty-vate
Sentence: The wife always tries to naughtivate me with promises of putting out if I'd only put up some shelves.
Etymology: Naughty+Motivate=naughtivate
Pressuuuuure
Created by: Wriiight
Pronunciation: Just like pressure, but said sarcastically.
Sentence:
Etymology: Pressure, and "Suuuuuure"--A sarcastastic reply of 'sure' you might say when you don't believe a word they say.
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