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'Those idiots! I have the right of way!'

DEFINITION: To assert your right-of-way in traffic, even when it's stupidly dangerous to do so.

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Autoretardation

Created by: chofu67

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Sentence: Out of the office and behind the wheel, Dave's autoretardation manifested itself in a string of frightening driving manuevers.

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Carmikaze

Created by: urbanwookie

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Cabgressive

Created by: Stump

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Sentence: During rush hour everyone gets overly cabgressive.

Etymology: Cab - reffering to NYC cabbies who are infamous for their driving gressive - from aggressive

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Steerthru

Created by: Maureen

Pronunciation: steer - thru

Sentence: If he hadn't done a steerthru the accident wouldn't have happened.

Etymology: Steer - specified direction and thru from through - to go between

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Carageous

Created by: fonka99

Pronunciation: car-a-geous

Sentence: Peregrine stamped his foot on the accelarator and carageously overtook the truck, despite the thick fog.

Etymology: From car and courageous

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Dangriving

Created by: xshadowswimmer08x

Pronunciation: Dane-riving

Sentence: He started dangriving and it scared the crap out of me.

Etymology: danger/driving

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Autourage

DaddyNewt

Created by: DaddyNewt

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Birdflip

Created by: Madamemojo

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Hummerage

Created by: Logiedan

Pronunciation: Hum-er-ij

Sentence: Dude, cut out the Hummerage, you're not in the right away, you hear me?

Etymology: Hummer + Rage

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Wrongofway

Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation: rong-ov-way

Sentence: too many people these days think they can just take the wrong-of-way whenever they feel like it.

Etymology: a play on the words right of way

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COMMENTS:

Just so we're clear, I created wrongofway before bondfool. Not that it's terribly difficult to conceive, but just so we're clear... - Javeson1, 2007-01-08: 13:48:00

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