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'Those idiots! I have the right of way!'

DEFINITION: To assert your right-of-way in traffic, even when it's stupidly dangerous to do so.

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Coupedetat

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: coop/deh/tah

Sentence: He instituted a coupedetat on a north bound road declaring it a south bound route from here on.

Etymology: coup d'etat + coupe

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Autowarrior

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: auto worrior

Sentence: damien was fast furious and an autoworrior. He was always first to overtake.

Etymology: from autocar etc and warrior, always ready to joust in battle

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Adventurn

Created by: seifip

Pronunciation: adven turn

Sentence: We were adventurning all the way! I'm pumped with adrenaline after this way...

Etymology: adventure + turn

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Autoretardation

Created by: chofu67

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Out of the office and behind the wheel, Dave's autoretardation manifested itself in a string of frightening driving manuevers.

Etymology:

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Accelirrational

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: ax-sell-er-ash-in-al

Sentence: Refusing to slow down was accelirrational in the extreme

Etymology: accelerate, irrational

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COMMENTS:

Excellent! - fonka99, 2007-01-04: 09:47:00

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Drivenesia

Created by: Orlandin

Pronunciation: Drive-nesia

Sentence: Do you remember how to drive or do you have drivenesia?

Etymology: Amnesia.

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Roragishright

Created by: natlanclos

Pronunciation: row-rage-ish-right

Sentence: i have the roragishright to get in any lane i want.

Etymology: to be able to have your way the right way on the highway.

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Egomotor

Apone

Created by: Apone

Pronunciation: E-go-mo-tor

Sentence: "Why do you always egomotor like that? You'll get us killed!"

Etymology: prefix "ego" (e.g. of egomania) with "motor" meaning to drive

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Roadreign

Created by: allwise

Pronunciation: road-rein

Sentence: The motorway quickly filled with a massive chain-collision as every man claimed their roadreign with discredit to the crash in front.

Etymology: from roadrage - the missconception that everyone else on the road are assholes, and reing - ruling a dominion.

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Driverage

Created by: Fenners

Pronunciation: drive - rage

Sentence: Those fools must have driverage! They can't go that way down the bypass...

Etymology: driver + rage

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