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DEFINITION: To assert your right-of-way in traffic, even when it's stupidly dangerous to do so.
Verboticisms
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Adventurn
Created by: seifip
Pronunciation: adven turn
Sentence: We were adventurning all the way! I'm pumped with adrenaline after this way...
Etymology: adventure + turn
Autoannihilation
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: OR-toe-a-NY-hill-ay-shun
Sentence: His self destructive behaviour behind the wheel is a perfect example of autoannihilation.
Etymology: auto (self and automobile) + annihilation (destruction)
Roadhogish
Created by: GreatRandew
Pronunciation: road-hog-ish
Sentence: he was so roadhogish that he could not keep on his side of the road.
Etymology: road-hog-ish
Coupedetat
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: coop/deh/tah
Sentence: He instituted a coupedetat on a north bound road declaring it a south bound route from here on.
Etymology: coup d'etat + coupe
Drivenesia
Created by: Orlandin
Pronunciation: Drive-nesia
Sentence: Do you remember how to drive or do you have drivenesia?
Etymology: Amnesia.
Wrongofway
Created by: Javeson1
Pronunciation: rong-ov-way
Sentence: too many people these days think they can just take the wrong-of-way whenever they feel like it.
Etymology: a play on the words right of way
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COMMENTS:
Just so we're clear, I created wrongofway before bondfool. Not that it's terribly difficult to conceive, but just so we're clear... - Javeson1, 2007-01-08: 13:48:00
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Assgressive
Created by: jedijawa
Pronunciation: ass-gres-sive
Sentence: Bill was an assgressive driver and was quite reckless in taking the right of way.
Etymology: ass + aggressive
Irroadsponsible
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: ir/road/sponce/ible
Sentence: He crossed 3 lanes of traffic without signalling, demonstrating how totally irroadsponsible he is.
Etymology: irresponsible + road
Steercrazy
Created by: maxxy
Pronunciation: STEER-kray-zee
Sentence: Jim went steercrazy, cutting off a Hummer, two semis and a police car -- but at least he got the last parking space at the drivers license bureau lot.
Etymology: steering + stir-crazy
Drivisky
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: dra-visky
Sentence: Cam usually driviskied his route to work prior to gulping down his morning coffee.
Etymology: drive + risk
