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'Those idiots! I have the right of way!'

DEFINITION: To assert your right-of-way in traffic, even when it's stupidly dangerous to do so.

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Caggressionar

Created by: mickey666

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Being behind the wheel can bring out the dark side of people. It is referred to as caggressionar or aggression in car.

Etymology: C(aggression)ar Aggression in car

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- mickey666, 2007-01-04: 12:50:00

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Soccermomniac

Created by: dstorm78

Pronunciation: Socker-Mom-Nee-Ak

Sentence: The roads are no longer safe with all these soccermomniacs taking over with their huge SUVs and the total disregard for the other drivers on the road.

Etymology: A mix of soccer-moms (characterized by their big cars and disregard for anyone other than a member of their family) and a maniac, often related to the word soccer-mom, but more importantly related to one who is a driving maniac, road hog.

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Wrongofway

Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation: rong-ov-way

Sentence: too many people these days think they can just take the wrong-of-way whenever they feel like it.

Etymology: a play on the words right of way

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Just so we're clear, I created wrongofway before bondfool. Not that it's terribly difficult to conceive, but just so we're clear... - Javeson1, 2007-01-08: 13:48:00

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Roragishright

Created by: natlanclos

Pronunciation: row-rage-ish-right

Sentence: i have the roragishright to get in any lane i want.

Etymology: to be able to have your way the right way on the highway.

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Divinerightofway

Created by: IanArcher

Pronunciation:

Sentence: "dammit, it's my divinerightofway, and i'm going to claim it -- or die trying!"

Etymology: a bit kludgy, but a mixture of "divine right" and "right of way"

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Deadright

Created by: bghicks

Pronunciation: ded-write

Sentence: Not only was he right, he was deadright.

Etymology: dead as in duck

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Dangriving

Created by: xshadowswimmer08x

Pronunciation: Dane-riving

Sentence: He started dangriving and it scared the crap out of me.

Etymology: danger/driving

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Ownways

Created by: josje

Pronunciation: ownways

Sentence: As everything points out an other way you wil do your ownways.

Etymology: ways froms the way and own from yourself

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Accinine

ubgrud

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: ax-see-nine

Sentence: He accinined across 4 lanes of traffic.

Etymology: accident + assinine

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Freewaving

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: free/way/ving

Sentence: Sue was taken aback when instead of moving over to let the speeding car merge onto the highway, Bob started freewaving the driver in the car and continued driving in "his" lane.

Etymology: freeway, waving (the middle finger)

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