Verboticism: Orgasmeat
DEFINITION: v. To enjoy, or derive physical pleasure from, the eating of sweets and other sugared substances -- often leads to over-consumption. n. Pleasure derived from the consumption of sweets.
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Glucgasm
Created by: simon1081
Pronunciation: gluc-gasm
Sentence: The police officer was enjoying the donuts so much he was having a glucgasm
Etymology:
Sugaholism
Created by: Mauserketi
Pronunciation: Shoog-uh-hall-izm
Sentence: Tom is clearly suffering from an acute case of sugaholism. He just can't stop with those sweets!
Etymology: From the words alcholism and sugar.
Glucophile
Created by: symemac
Pronunciation: gloo-co-file
Sentence: Robert's such a glucophile; he ate that entire box of candy, and washed it down with a litre of chocolate syrup.
Etymology: a combination of glucose and the greek 'philo' denoting a liking of what is specified.
Sweeturbate
Created by: jrogan
Pronunciation: swee-tur-bait
Sentence: Johnny had just placed his tongue deep inside a sweet jelly cream donut, when his girlfriend walked into the kitchen. She was shocked, horrified, jealous and disappointed. She turned on her heels and marched out saying, "If you must sweeturbate yourself, please do it in the bathroom!"
Etymology: sweet masturbate
Monsugare
Created by: kokorin
Pronunciation:
Sentence: I was sick of my boss's orders today. I'm gonna monsugare tonight and wanna forget about it.
Etymology: monster+sugar: the sound 'mon' is similer to that of 'man' in 'manger', which means eat in French.
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COMMENTS:
- kokorin, 2006-12-17: 05:20:00
This is my first try. Although English is not my mother tongue, I enjoy to create new words in English. I image a monster who is grinning with pleasure after eating lots of sweets. So I want to call the guy on the illustration 'Monsugar'. - kokorin, 2006-12-17: 09:50:00
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Sweetsterbation
Created by: Chunk01
Pronunciation: sweet-ster-BAY-chun
Sentence: I often indulge in a some furious sweetsterbation when the Krispy Kreme donuts come around the office
Etymology: Sweet+masturbation=sweetsterbation
Fornicane
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: for/ni/cane
Sentence: Whenever he saw a donut shop, thoughts of fornicaning possessed his brain.
Etymology: fornicate + (sugar) cane
Gorgealicious
Created by: wiccanfey
Pronunciation: gorge-a-lish-sush
Sentence: Amy wasn't hungry but every time she opened a box of chocolate chip cookie dough or glazed donuts she couldn't help but have a gorgealicious moment.
Etymology: Gorge
