DEFINITION: A momentary break in the time-space continuum, which often occurs while showering, and leaves one wondering whether or not they have shampooed their hair.

Shamnesia

Created by: libertybelle

Pronunciation: sham-knee-shah

Sentence: Stricken with shamnesia, I had absolutely no recollection of how many times I shampooed, rinsed and repeated.

Etymology: shampoo + amnesia

Points: 758

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