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Verbotomist's Delight

This is a Darwinian greenhouse. To see the top verboticisms for each definition, visit the archives on the Verbotomy Blog.

A leash is not enough. He needs a muzzle!

DEFINITION: To share information without understanding the difference between what should be public, and what others consider to be private.

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What's that stupid sound?

DEFINITION: To talk to yourself in a high-pitched, squeaky voice while performing complex mental gymnastics.

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But that wasn't cheating! We weren't married last week!

DEFINITION: To change the dates, times or sequence of past events, in order to put a better perspective on your current situation.

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They're so cute! What kind of kittens are they? Porcupines.

DEFINITION: Something, or someone, that appears to be warm and fuzzy but is, when you get close, sharp and prickly.

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Thank goodness these things are biodegradable!

DEFINITION: A "natural process" which, smokers believe, makes cigarette butts magically disappear.

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I'm clean! Clean as a needle!

DEFINITION: The prescribed response of shock and denial that all world-class athletes follow when caught using banned drugs.

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To see the favorite Verboticisms of the day from the past, visit the archives on the Verbotomy Blog.