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Verbotomist's Delight
This is a Darwinian greenhouse. To see the top verboticisms for each definition, visit the archives on the Verbotomy Blog.
DEFINITION: To instinctively slam your foot on "the brakes" even though you're just a passenger. Often occurs when the actual driver fails to brake appropriately.
DEFINITION: A non-threatening term to describe the procedure of cutting vocal cords on yappy dogs, which makes it sound like a good thing. After all, they will never bark again.
DEFINITION: To turn up the volume on your ipod and zone out all exterior noise, chatter, distractions, and focus on what's really important - your own feelings!
DEFINITION: To estimate a person's love-making ability by measuring the average length of their text messages.
DEFINITION: That sad feeling you get when you open the pizza box, and there's nothing left but grease stains.
DEFINITION: Bouncing breasts that get you into trouble because you're not supposed to look at them; often attached to females, but not always...
DEFINITION: An often debilitating condition characterized by compulsive, repetitive and obsessive reading of product documentation and warranties.
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