Verboticisms

Created by: artr

Pronunciation: sensərchip

Sentence: Candy believes in freedom of speech however with her boyfriend Charles, censorchip is required. She would love to have a censorchip planted deep in his brain to keep him from blurting out things she told him in private.

Etymology: censor (scrutinize, revise, or cut unacceptable parts from a book, movie, etc.) + chip (a tiny wafer of semiconducting material used to make an integrated circuit)

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: jabərtôkē

Sentence: Like a movie you just can*t stop, Blurt will talk about whatever pops into his indiscreet little brain. With his brand of jabbertalkie there is no edit, no mute button on this public address system. Tell him a secret and people in the Australian outback will know about it within minutes.

Etymology: jabber: fast, excited talk that makes little sense + talkie (a movie with a soundtrack, as distinct from a silent film) A play off of Jabberwocky

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Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: muk-shmuk-ing

Sentence: Though she expected some whispered conversations in the office regarding her drunken escapades at the office party, Sue was quite mortified when coworker Bob started loudly muckschmucking every detail of her semi-naked table dance.

Etymology: muck, schmuck

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Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /'brod-"crast/

Sentence: Normally Jim got a kick out of it when his girlfriend broadcrast all their dirty little secrets to his friends, but this time, he wished she'd just kept her mouth shut.

Etymology: from broadcast + crass

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Created by: kumza

Pronunciation: spocker

Sentence: I can't believe Brad was spalking about his penile rash in the hotdog lineup.

Etymology: spew talk

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COMMENTS:

Good word...don't relish overhearing that conversation...he mustard been crazy...who'd want to ketchup with that diagnosis? - Nosila, 2009-08-12: 01:59:00

I hope he doesn't have to eat his words - jrogan, 2009-08-12: 07:37:00

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Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: in/dis/creh/tin

Sentence: He was such an indiscretin that his girlfriend considered having his tongue surgically removed - but she loved french kissing too much

Etymology: indiscretion + cretin

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COMMENTS:

Hey Jabberwocky, Just noticed this word today! Great one! - wordmeister, 2007-01-15: 10:04:00

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Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: word illy ous

Sentence: Gavin was so wordillious he needed his jaws wired shut.

Etymology: from word and billious as if throwing up words without a care.

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Created by: Acostell

Pronunciation: Gab-er-Jack

Sentence: Alex was being a real GabberJack last night when he told everyone I wet the bed.

Etymology: Gab+Jack

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Created by: dstorm78

Pronunciation: Furee-low-kwen-dee

Sentence: He has the gift of furyloquendi, and can never shut up.

Etymology: From the latin/greek "furor loquendi" meaning the 'gift of gab' mixed in with a little fury, which would likely follow those with this problem.

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Created by: jrogan

Pronunciation: fool-lips

Sentence: Cassie's botox injection made her lips look very sexy. At least that's what she thought. And so did her boyfriend! In fact, he was so excited that he went into a foolippian frenzy, and told everyone that she had just had her lips done. She was so mad that the next time they kissed, she bit the foolip's tongue right off.

Etymology: fool + lips

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