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DEFINITION: v. To allow your pet to sleep in your bed even though it may squirrel into your pillows, hog all the sheets, and bulldoze you on to the floor. n. A pet which sleeps in its owner's bed.
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Menagerieatrois
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: men aj aree a twa
Sentence: Have you herd? When Oxsana and Bronco had adopted Elsie, the little cow had curled up on their bed. But now as a full-grown cow, she was udderly too big. Oxsana found that her sheets rustled, she got a cramp in her calf and she was never in the mooed. Her main beef was that Bronco would never become a fodder and they could never live happily heifer after.
Etymology: Menagerie (collection of animals) & Wordplay on Ménage à trois (French for sex between 3 people or three people sharing a household)
Chastitypelt
Created by: bigveg
Pronunciation: chas-ti-ty-pelt
Sentence: man: hey, baby! woman: not while mr snoogles is in the bed!! man:(under breath)gonna shoot that chastitypelt...
Etymology: Chastity: abstaining from sexual relations - pelt: The hide or skin of an animal
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COMMENTS:
Burst out laughing! Fun Won! - silveryaspen, 2008-03-13: 10:24:00
I like It! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-03-13: 21:57:00
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Bedcritter
Created by: silveryaspen
Pronunciation: bed - crit - er
Sentence: No bed-sitter of a bed-critter, is likely to become bed litter disturbing my bed rest with bedlamb! I'm not sheepish about saying who sleeps in my bed. I'm not into any dam pillow talks. I don't want to be rammed into any pillow fights! As for ewe, Ozziebob ... I've retired from counting your sheep! No more shortsheeping my bed!
Etymology: Bed: place of sleep Critter: animal/pet.
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COMMENTS:
Oh Yeah! My song for today is Wooly Bully by Sam the (Pillow) Sham! - silveryaspen, 2008-03-13: 01:02:00
Matty told Hatty about a thing she saw. Had two big horns and a wooly jaw. Wooly bully, wooly bully. Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully. Matty told Hatty: "That's the thing to do. Get you someone really to pull the wool with you." Wooly bully, wooly bully. Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully - silveryaspen, 2008-03-13: 01:06:00
Hey there Little Red Riding Hood -watch out for the wolf in sheep's clothing! Think I'll stay away from "Sam the Sham" for I'm a bit petsiclined, " She's got Ewe". - OZZIEBOB, 2008-03-13: 21:46:00
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Bunkimal
Created by: youmustvotenato
Pronunciation: bunk-i-mal
Sentence: What's that in our bed? Oh, Spot is a bunkimal.
Etymology: bunk-bed animal
Spoilcat
Created by: Biscotti
Pronunciation: spoy-el-kat
Sentence: Phoenix was a bad spoilcat. She got to sleep in the bed with Andy and Mary every night no matter what; which made certain things a little harder to do.
Etymology: spoil (to treat well beyond what is deserved) + cat (a specific pet)
Menagerieatrois
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: men aj er ee a twa
Sentence: When Angus moved in with Cattelena, he herd that her bovine was to menagerieatrois with them. Sometimes he wondered about the hayrrangement. Suddenly, phrases like "Hit the Hay", "BedSpread","Rustling the sheets", "Udder ecstasy","Ride a Limousin" and "DetOX" took on a whole new meaning for him. And many's a night he awoke Friesian because someone had steered the covers off him or he had a very sharp pain in his calf! Every morning, there was a stampede for the bathroom. At this rate,he would never be a fodder. Cud this couple live happily heifer after?
Etymology: Menagerie (zoo) & Menage a Trois (threesome)
Tubble
Created by: Lazberg
Pronunciation: Tubbel
Sentence: Let the dog tubble with us.
Etymology:
Crittermate
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: crit-er-mayt
Sentence: Lacy and Louie had raised their blond lab, Herbie, since he was born and Herbie believed they were all crittermates, equals in every sense of the word and he joined them in all activities from meals to outings to bedtime.
Etymology: Blend of 'critter' (slang for creature) and 'mate' (A person with whom one shares living quarters)
Farmabeddon
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: farm/ah/bed/on
Sentence: Our former noctural bliss soon turned into farmabeddon when we adopted a trio of homeless kittens.
Etymology: farm + bed + armageddon
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COMMENTS:
love it JW! - galwaywegian, 2009-01-06: 07:27:00
Luv it! Purrrfect! - silveryaspen, 2009-01-06: 10:58:00
Great word - TJayzz, 2009-01-06: 13:37:00
Good word - mweinmann, 2009-01-06: 15:00:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by kabloozie. Thank you kabloozie. ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by kabloozie. Thank you kabloozie. ~ James
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