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'Why can't I google my socks?'

DEFINITION: n. The inability to find, organize, or keep track of, simple physical objects. Often occurs when an individual has developed a search-engine dependency. v. To search for something that should be easy to find.

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Discomgooglated

dturner

Created by: dturner

Pronunciation: pronounced like "discombobulated" ("gl" is a syllable)

Sentence: Robert was so ferociously discomgooglated, he would frequently type in mid-air in order to locate the eyeglasses perched on his forehead.

Etymology: from dis- L. dis- "apart" & com- L. "with" & google E. Billy De Beck's "Barney Google" (small man with large eyes)

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Googloss

whimsy

Created by: whimsy

Pronunciation:

Sentence: After he finally lost the ability to track where his own home was without the use of Mapquest, his doctor started to recognize googloss as a serious disorder.

Etymology: Google + loss

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Librarianemesis

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: lie-brair-ea-NEM-a-sis

Sentence: Since the advent of the world wide web, Alice, the librarian, had given up cataloging the contents of her house. She was afflicted with a malaise known as librarianemesis.

Etymology: librarian (traditional stereotype includes being inordinately organised) + nemesis ("the bane of my life")

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Depoogle

Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: de-poo-gle

Sentence: I can't seem to find my pictures of Ernest Borgnine(spelling?)(George Carlin reference) because I have such a depoogle.

Etymology: depend+google

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Yahooginitis

Created by: xshadowswimmer08x

Pronunciation: Yah-Hoo-Gen-Itis

Sentence: He could even match his socks because of his yahooginitis

Etymology: Yahoo/Engine/itis

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Life

likephilshead

Created by: likephilshead

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology: You know what I mean.

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COMMENTS:

Exactly! - egonschiela, 2007-01-05: 10:08:00

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Beingaman

Created by: mickey666

Pronunciation: bee-ing-a-man

Sentence: Of course, this ineptitude could quite easily be credited to beingaman

Etymology: Obvious, surely?

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Gnashdig

Created by: Maureen

Pronunciation: nash - dig

Sentence: David you have spent all morning gnashdigging for your wallet; it is about time you got more organised.

Etymology: gnash - grinding teeth in frustration and dig - to search for.

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Htmltzheimers

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: aych-tee-em-alt-sigh-mers

Sentence: when his server went down he was completely lost and afraid...his htmltzheimers was getting worse

Etymology: html , altzheimers

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Somebuggerswipeditdotcom

Created by: egonschiela

Pronunciation: sum-bug-r-swiped-it.com

Sentence: It's gone. Lost. Missing. Stolen. Just plain not here. My only option is to use Somebuggerswipeditdotcom - they'll find it for me!

Etymology: Well, I wrote it down on a bit of paper, but I can't find it anywhere ...

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