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'Why can't I google my socks?'

DEFINITION: n. The inability to find, organize, or keep track of, simple physical objects. Often occurs when an individual has developed a search-engine dependency. v. To search for something that should be easy to find.

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Life

likephilshead

Created by: likephilshead

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Etymology: You know what I mean.

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COMMENTS:

Exactly! - egonschiela, 2007-01-05: 10:08:00

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Trouserbrowser

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: trawzer brawzer

Sentence: When it came time to sort the laundry, Geek McNerdnick was hopeless. His Mom actually did it for him, but only asked that he emerge from his man-cave once a week to leave out what needed washed, which was usually both his Star-Trek t-shirts, some dainties, socks and his fearless corduroy pants. He usually had problems in doing his trouserbrowser app...he chased all over his messy lair to find them, only to find that he forgot that he had them on!

Etymology: Trouser (pants) & Browser (a program used to view HTML documents;a viewer who looks around casually without seeking anything in particular)

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Dotcompromised

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: daht/com/pro/mizd

Sentence: He was so dotcompromised that he couldn't function at all without being hooked up to his umbilical mouse.

Etymology: dot com + compromised

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COMMENTS:

Oh dear, I hope he doesn't get caught in a dotcompromising position... - wordmeister, 2007-01-05: 11:27:00

The way he's holding that sock is a bit suspicious - Jabberwocky, 2007-01-05: 11:40:00

You two have definitely cyberpromised this gentleman without any evidence whatsoever!! - Stevenson0, 2007-01-05: 13:47:00

Stevenson0 - are you implying I'm a socktease? - Jabberwocky, 2007-01-05: 13:56:00

That statement could cause some cyberepercussions... - purpleartichokes, 2007-01-06: 07:35:00

Maybe that's not a sock he holding.... - wordmeister, 2007-01-06: 11:37:00

I dunno - I've never seen an argylpholactic before. He should just chuck the sock; pink does not become him. - purpleartichokes, 2007-01-06: 14:48:00

purpleartichokes - I love your word argylpholactics - very clever - maybe there's a market for them - Jabberwocky, 2007-01-08: 11:19:00

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Lostcated

Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: loss - kate - ed

Sentence: Brenda often lostcated simple things; like the glasses that were perched right on her head or her car keys that always disappeared inside her purse.

Etymology: lost, located

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COMMENTS:

I get it, she couldn't see her glasses cause they were on her nose. That never happens to me... - jrogan, 2009-08-11: 08:55:00

Been there, done that, just cannot remember when... - Nosila, 2009-08-11: 12:21:00

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Pocketmaze

Created by: troutmask

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- troutmask, 2007-01-06: 20:45:00

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Googlelife

Created by: ChrisCarrk

Pronunciation: goo-gal-lie-feh

Sentence: I wish i had googlelife

Etymology: Google+life (i.e. Google maps)

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Googlitis

Created by: Fenners

Pronunciation: google - i - tis

Sentence: I had googlitis today. Couldn't find my socks so I searched online for them.

Etymology: google + itis (illness/disease!)

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Cybernizer

Created by: dstorm78

Pronunciation: cy - ber - nie - zer

Sentence: I'm such a cybernizer; I wish I could search through my house for my keys with my computer.

Etymology: Combination of "cyber" and "organizer", someone who uses cyberspace to organize.

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Dopesy

Created by: Chapin

Pronunciation: Dope-see, dope-uh-see (alt.)

Sentence: Either invisible gnomes are deliberately stealing and hiding my keys, or I've got terminal dopesy.

Etymology: Root: "dope," an idiot or stupid person. Also a play on "dropsy," an abnormal accumulation of serous fluid in bodily tissues or cavities.

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Googleholic

Created by: fonka99

Pronunciation: Google-ho-lic

Sentence: Tristram's Googleholism renderered him unable to do anything complicated when his wifi went down.

Etymology: From Google and the suffix "holism" as in someone with an unhealthy dependancy on a substance.

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