Verboticisms

Created by: Biscotti

Pronunciation: le-th-laar-ji-kaat

Sentence: Angie's cat Milo was such a leglargicat. Always meowing for more food, she was so good at getting what she wanted with that cute little purr.

Etymology: Lethargy (laziness) + large (fat) + cat (common household pet)

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COMMENTS:

Clever word! - splendiction, 2009-04-23: 21:26:00

Biscotti, I really enjoy your clever creativeness :) - abrakadeborah, 2009-04-24: 06:53:00

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Created by: abrakadeborah

Pronunciation: Al-lure-ay-pet-dumb

Sentence: Pepper would meow and scratch on the door with excitement as if she couldn't wait to see Kay come in the door! So,Kay would rush as fast as she could to open the door coming in from work.(Kay would often think awwww Pepper missed me!) Kay reached down to pet Pepper...saying," awwww, you missed me lil Pepper!" Then...Pepper would let out a hiss and swat Kay's hand away and dart off as fast as she could running and skidding sideways across the wooden floors to go hide for hours!(Pepper was no where to be found) Kay sat down for a while then unpacked from her travels,then finally went to take a relaxing warm bubble bath. Pepper slowly came creeping up to Kay like nothing had happened. Pepper lovingly purred as she looked up so sweetly at Kay with her soft blue eyes...Kay reached out to pet her then Pepper raced off again to the kitchen to go sit at her food bowl meowing loudly! Kay toweled off and went to the kitchen to see the adorable "alluraypetdumb" expression of Pepper glaring up at her until Kay fed her! Kay went through this same treatment every time she came in from work and Pepper kept up with her "alluraypetdumb" attitude every single week! "Oh, but Pepper was so cute!" (Kay thought,as she was rolling her eyes and mumbling dumb cat,gosh I love her!)

Etymology: Allure: To entice by charm or attraction. ("e" taken off of allure) A: Used as a function word in speech and writing, a is used before a consonant sound (a pet) or (a human). Pet: A pampered or usually a spoiled as child or a person who is treated with unusual kindness or consideration a darling... Or a domesticated animal kept for pleasure rather than utility. Dumb: Lacking intelligence or appearing to be not very bright.

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Splendid "eto", lady. :) - metrohumanx, 2009-04-28: 01:05:00

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Created by: DrWebsterIII

Pronunciation: an-a-mul-tru-is-tik

Sentence: It's not that I expect Teenie to bring me my slippers when I get home from a long shift, but it would be a nice switch from her usual animaltruistic ways to not have to cater to her

Etymology: N.E. (uws)

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COMMENTS:

Animaltruistic...I get it! an altruistic animal :)~ Great word Drwebsterill! - abrakadeborah, 2009-04-24: 04:51:00

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: cat as tro fee

Sentence: As pets go, Felix was a catastrophy...lazy, stupid, house-wrecking cute ball of adorable feline.

Etymology: Cat ( feline pet) & Catastrophe (disaster) & Trophy (award, token)

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Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: ig noh ray mau sser

Sentence: her ignoramouser dribbled, drooled, slept, sprawled and stank, but she hadn't had any visiting rodents since he'd arrived, which was fine by her.

Etymology: ignoramous mouser

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Created by: splendiction

Pronunciation: big nor a mut

Sentence: Sally’s bignoramut’s main activity was to wait by the door for her. Unfortunately, one day the big stupid fat dog lay too close to the door when Sally burst inside her apartment. “Bonkraashunch”! “Dawling! I’m sorry!” Sally cooed apologetically. “Thump thump thump...”

Etymology: From IGNORAMUS, BIG and MUT.

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Created by: mandeeyardz

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Created by: kanagramic

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Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: meee ow rohn

Sentence: Tiddles was such a meaowron that while chasing a fly, he fell out an upstairs window into a cement mixer, enveloping his nether regions in quick drying cement. "What a catassatrophy", thought Luigi

Etymology: meaow, moron

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Two great verbotomies! Roared with laughter! - silveryaspen, 2009-04-23: 09:56:00

Loved it! Perhaps the cement could be casst in bronze for posteriority? - readerwriter, 2009-04-23: 10:47:00

Cute...is tyhis a concrete way to neuter cats? - Nosila, 2009-04-23: 19:26:00

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Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: moh-pet-tron

Sentence: Hammy the cat's mopetronic behaviour was starting to creep her out, the constant eye contact and weird little grunts he made by his empty food dish - he would lay there all day until she fed him again. If Hammy could talk he would say, "You must tell me how beautiful I am daily, and you must pet me when I want you to, not only that YOU are MY slave, you do what I want when I want."

Etymology: moron (a stupid dimwit) + pet (domesticated tamed animal companion)

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