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DEFINITION: n. The euphoria felt when sticking one's hand surreptitiously into a barrelful of rice, peas, or other legumes. v. To plunge your hand into a container of rice.
Verboticisms
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Lentitillation
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: len-tit-ill-ay-shun
Sentence: Dahlene has been lupining for some lentitillation for soy long that I'm masoor she'll go crazy next time we visit the Indian grocer.
Etymology: lentil + titillation
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COMMENTS:
Most impressive. - Clayton, 2007-05-28: 08:57:00
Holy crap. - jadenguy, 2007-05-28: 19:54:00
I'll take that as peasitive feedback. - petaj, 2007-06-01: 09:26:00
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Circumpodstasy
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: circum/pod/stasy
Sentence: Wiggling her hand around deep in the barrel of split peas was a sensation that shifted her mind into the ultimate state of circumpodstacy.
Etymology: circum + pod + ecstasy
Legudaimonia
Created by: Discoveria
Pronunciation: leh-goo-die-moan-eah
Sentence: Susie was so overwhelmed with legudaimonia after sticking her hand into a bag of peas, that she started crying.
Etymology: legume + eudaimonia (Greek 'happiness or welfare')
Ecstapea
Created by: Alchemist
Pronunciation: EX-tah-pee
Sentence: Barbara is no longer allowed in the "bulk foods" section of the co-op, after she ran amok overdosing on ecstapea.
Etymology: ecstasy, pea
Riceque
Created by: suzanne
Pronunciation: rye-ss-kay
Sentence: A trip to the local health food store was aalways a riceque experience for Jane who enjoyed it more when there was a threat of being caught.
Etymology: risk- a endeavour with an element of danger. risque - something with a slightly adventourous sexual quality. rice- a staple carbohydrate sead crop,
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COMMENTS:
Caught with your hand in the rice bowl? That's very riceque. - wordmeister, 2007-05-28: 13:58:00
yes, i abhorio that kind of behavior... - rikboyee, 2007-05-28: 19:51:00
That kind of behaviour is beyond the paella. - petaj, 2007-05-29: 00:50:00
but what do you expect from these basmati-farty types - rikboyee, 2007-05-29: 01:26:00
I know, they are all, bean there, done that, seed it all. - suzanne, 2007-05-30: 09:36:00
They should mind their peas and queue behind the rice bag. - petaj, 2007-06-01: 09:25:00
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Legugasm
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: leg-yu-gah-zim
Sentence: Lola had her first legugasm in front of the young store clerk.
Etymology: legume + orgasm
Leguphoria
Created by: weareallbeautiful
Pronunciation: l-ey-goo-f-or-ee-uh
Sentence: Jaquline spealed in delight at the feeling of leguphoria as she dipped her hand in a bucket of mixed legumes.
Etymology: legumes+euphoria
Leguphoria
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: legyu for ee ya
Sentence: When Missy passed a barrel of open soup ingredients, she always experienced a feeling of leguphoria. Hardly surprising, as she was only a human bean...
Etymology: Legume (the seedpod of a leguminous plant (such as peas or beans or lentils & Euphoria (exaggerated feeling of bliss, elation)
Leguminous
Created by: daisy
Pronunciation: leg-u-min-us
Sentence: The feeling of barely between my toes is leguminous
Etymology:
Vegistate
Created by: TJayzz
Pronunciation: Veg-ee-stay-t
Sentence: Whenever Lucy put her hands into a tub of split peas she found the experience so wonderful that it sent her into a complete vegistate.
Etymology: Veg(informal, vegetable) + State(the condition of someone at a particular time) = Vegistate
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COMMENTS:
Succinct...I can't take those FORMAL vegetables. - metrohumanx, 2008-08-12: 14:35:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by duchessella. Thank you duchessella! ~ James
The Stevenson0 gets this week's Verbotomy Cup and goes actstatic! Read about it in Verbotoweek.
ErWenn - 2007-05-28: 00:56:00
Rice is a legume?
rikboyee - 2007-05-28: 01:00:00
it has bean for a while now
If there is no pulse after a nitrogen fix, check for dry pellets or signs of pea.
Clayton - 2007-05-28: 04:55:00
Too funny. Peas keep it up. Apparently rice is of the family Poaceae, and legumes Fabaceae. They share the same division, Magnoliopsida, but not the same class or order, so they're not very closely related as far as I can tell. But my thumb isn't so green, either.
Thank you for the question and clarifications. I apologize for my loose conjugglation. I was merely trying to plant a seed (or even provide a barrelful of seeds) that would allow our verbotomists to leguritate in a little verbal lentitillation, and perhaps climax with a grammatical tactileguminosaeity. To encourage this kind of wild inpulsation, perhaps we should change the definition to read "... a barrelful of rice, legumes, seeds, candies, or any other dry pellet-shaped objects." ~ James
Clayton - 2007-05-28: 18:03:00
Why stop there? Let's include moist things, too, like baked beans, caviar, and goose liver.
scrabbelicious - 2008-08-11: 07:55:00
I'm so gleed, that's it!
Today's definition was suggested by duchessella. Thank you duchessella. ~ James