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DEFINITION: n. The euphoria felt when sticking one's hand surreptitiously into a barrelful of rice, peas, or other legumes. v. To plunge your hand into a container of rice.
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Inpulse
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: inn puhl sss
Sentence: she would inpulse impulsively
Etymology: impulse in pulse
Leguphoria
Created by: weareallbeautiful
Pronunciation: l-ey-goo-f-or-ee-uh
Sentence: Jaquline spealed in delight at the feeling of leguphoria as she dipped her hand in a bucket of mixed legumes.
Etymology: legumes+euphoria
Sensipintoism
Created by: texmom
Pronunciation: sin sah pin toe isem
Sentence: Dipping her hand into the pinto beans, she closed her eyes and sighed
Etymology: sensi - sensation pinto - the bean ism - makes it an action
Ricerotic
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: rīsirätik
Sentence: Julie loves the bulk bins at the local market, not because of the lower prices or the convenience of buying just what you need. She just loved to plunge her hand into the open barrel. It is almost ricerotic for her.
Etymology: rice (a swamp grass that is widely cultivated as a source of food) + erotic (of, relating to, or tending to arouse sexual desire or excitement) a bit like Rice-A-Roni
Beamdip
Created by: Mrgoodtimes
Pronunciation: beem - dip
Sentence: Not since the rice on ailse 3 had Mary felt such elation, she hoped there was but one more beamdip opportunity between her and the checkout counter.
Etymology: Beam (express happiness) - Dip (sounds like bean dip...hmmm)
Inpulse
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: inn puhlllllssss
Sentence: her inpulse was to get inpulses
Etymology: impulse, in pulse,
Legumertion
Created by: diplogreeable
Pronunciation: Le-goo-mer-shun
Sentence: Joy couldn't resist the urge to indulge in the odd pleasure of legumertion as she passed the deep, open barrels of various legumes in the produce section, plunging her hand fully into the split peas.
Etymology: Legumes + Emertion
Paradrice
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: para/dryce
Sentence: Slipping off to the market near work and dipping her fingers into the cool vat of silky rice was nothing short of paradrice.
Etymology: paradise + rice
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COMMENTS:
wild rice I assume? - galwaywegian, 2007-05-28: 06:13:00
wild and crazy - Jabberwocky, 2007-05-28: 09:11:00
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Leguminous
Created by: daisy
Pronunciation: leg-u-min-us
Sentence: The feeling of barely between my toes is leguminous
Etymology:
Peasureseizure
Created by: Rhyme79
Pronunciation: peez-yer-seez-yer
Sentence: I had the most amazing peasureseizure at the health food place the other day. It was so good, I fainted and the checkout girl called an ambulance.
Etymology: A play on pleasure, minus the 'l'. Added seizure for some rhyming goodness.
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by duchessella. Thank you duchessella! ~ James
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ErWenn - 2007-05-28: 00:56:00
Rice is a legume?
rikboyee - 2007-05-28: 01:00:00
it has bean for a while now
If there is no pulse after a nitrogen fix, check for dry pellets or signs of pea.
Clayton - 2007-05-28: 04:55:00
Too funny. Peas keep it up. Apparently rice is of the family Poaceae, and legumes Fabaceae. They share the same division, Magnoliopsida, but not the same class or order, so they're not very closely related as far as I can tell. But my thumb isn't so green, either.
Thank you for the question and clarifications. I apologize for my loose conjugglation. I was merely trying to plant a seed (or even provide a barrelful of seeds) that would allow our verbotomists to leguritate in a little verbal lentitillation, and perhaps climax with a grammatical tactileguminosaeity. To encourage this kind of wild inpulsation, perhaps we should change the definition to read "... a barrelful of rice, legumes, seeds, candies, or any other dry pellet-shaped objects." ~ James
Clayton - 2007-05-28: 18:03:00
Why stop there? Let's include moist things, too, like baked beans, caviar, and goose liver.
scrabbelicious - 2008-08-11: 07:55:00
I'm so gleed, that's it!
Today's definition was suggested by duchessella. Thank you duchessella. ~ James