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DEFINITION: n. The euphoria felt when sticking one's hand surreptitiously into a barrelful of rice, peas, or other legumes. v. To plunge your hand into a container of rice.
Verboticisms
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Organicgasm
Created by: jimmmm
Pronunciation: or-GAN-ic-gasm
Sentence: While fondling the purple-podded beans (NOTE: see http://www.pccnaturalmarkets.com/health/3603008/ ), Sara experienced an intense organicgasm.
Etymology: organic + orgasm
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COMMENTS:
I bet it was apodalyptical - Jabberwocky, 2008-08-11: 15:54:00
Organic marital aides? Who'da thunk ! - metrohumanx, 2008-08-11: 17:17:00
Can this be marketed? - Mustang, 2008-08-11: 19:42:00
Thanks for the link, Jimmmmmm - metrohumanx, 2008-08-12: 22:18:00
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Leguphoria
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: legyu for ee ya
Sentence: When Missy passed a barrel of open soup ingredients, she always experienced a feeling of leguphoria. Hardly surprising, as she was only a human bean...
Etymology: Legume (the seedpod of a leguminous plant (such as peas or beans or lentils & Euphoria (exaggerated feeling of bliss, elation)
Gleedipity
Created by: OZZIEBOB
Pronunciation: glee-DIP-ee-tee
Sentence: Sarah was a obsessive compulsive dipper, whose gleedipity was the bane of shopkeeepers everywhere.
Etymology: GLEE: open delight or pleasure; exultant joy; exultation. DIP: 1. to put the hand down into a liquid or a container, esp. in order to remove something (often fol. by in or into)DIP 2. Sl. to pickpocket, a pickpocket: ie: to "dip" your hand surreptitiously into someone pocket. ITY: state or condition, and with SERENDIPITY in mind
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COMMENTS:
Inspirational OCD. Good one, O-bob! - metrohumanx, 2008-08-11: 17:12:00
gleepidity doo dah - Jabberwocky, 2008-08-11: 19:40:00
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Leguriate
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /ləˈgjuɹiˌeɪt/
Sentence: Though the word "leguriate" technically refers to the physical pleasure found in fondling legumes, one can euphemistically leguriate any raw, dried food product.
Etymology: legume + luxuriate
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COMMENTS:
love it!! - Jabberwocky, 2007-05-28: 10:10:00
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Paradrice
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: para/dryce
Sentence: Slipping off to the market near work and dipping her fingers into the cool vat of silky rice was nothing short of paradrice.
Etymology: paradise + rice
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COMMENTS:
wild rice I assume? - galwaywegian, 2007-05-28: 06:13:00
wild and crazy - Jabberwocky, 2007-05-28: 09:11:00
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Lentitillation
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: len-tit-ill-ay-shun
Sentence: Dahlene has been lupining for some lentitillation for soy long that I'm masoor she'll go crazy next time we visit the Indian grocer.
Etymology: lentil + titillation
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COMMENTS:
Most impressive. - Clayton, 2007-05-28: 08:57:00
Holy crap. - jadenguy, 2007-05-28: 19:54:00
I'll take that as peasitive feedback. - petaj, 2007-06-01: 09:26:00
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Pextasy
Created by: pungineer
Pronunciation: pex/taz/C
Sentence: Bronwyn worked herself into a state of near pextasy even at the mere mention of a dried wholefoods scoop n save shop - but unfortunately her local had banned her for the ridiculously loud moaning noises she made whenever she shoved her scoop free mitts into the barrel of chick peas at the back...
Etymology: [dried]peas + sex + ecstasy [you've all done it...]
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COMMENTS:
Hahahaha. Like it! - metrohumanx, 2008-08-12: 22:06:00
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Peagasim
Created by: chrismduenas
Pronunciation: pea gas im (like in)
Sentence:
Etymology: pea, orgasim
Ricerotic
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: rīsirätik
Sentence: Julie loves the bulk bins at the local market, not because of the lower prices or the convenience of buying just what you need. She just loved to plunge her hand into the open barrel. It is almost ricerotic for her.
Etymology: rice (a swamp grass that is widely cultivated as a source of food) + erotic (of, relating to, or tending to arouse sexual desire or excitement) a bit like Rice-A-Roni
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by duchessella. Thank you duchessella! ~ James
The Stevenson0 gets this week's Verbotomy Cup and goes actstatic! Read about it in Verbotoweek.
ErWenn - 2007-05-28: 00:56:00
Rice is a legume?
rikboyee - 2007-05-28: 01:00:00
it has bean for a while now
If there is no pulse after a nitrogen fix, check for dry pellets or signs of pea.
Clayton - 2007-05-28: 04:55:00
Too funny. Peas keep it up. Apparently rice is of the family Poaceae, and legumes Fabaceae. They share the same division, Magnoliopsida, but not the same class or order, so they're not very closely related as far as I can tell. But my thumb isn't so green, either.
Thank you for the question and clarifications. I apologize for my loose conjugglation. I was merely trying to plant a seed (or even provide a barrelful of seeds) that would allow our verbotomists to leguritate in a little verbal lentitillation, and perhaps climax with a grammatical tactileguminosaeity. To encourage this kind of wild inpulsation, perhaps we should change the definition to read "... a barrelful of rice, legumes, seeds, candies, or any other dry pellet-shaped objects." ~ James
Clayton - 2007-05-28: 18:03:00
Why stop there? Let's include moist things, too, like baked beans, caviar, and goose liver.
scrabbelicious - 2008-08-11: 07:55:00
I'm so gleed, that's it!
Today's definition was suggested by duchessella. Thank you duchessella. ~ James