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DEFINITION: n. The euphoria felt when sticking one's hand surreptitiously into a barrelful of rice, peas, or other legumes. v. To plunge your hand into a container of rice.
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Puregasm
Created by: loribethinbaltimore
Pronunciation: [pyour-gaz-um]
Sentence: "My this is puregasmic!!"
Etymology: purely + orgasmic imp. handsticking into a barrell of something or other that feels just puckity ducking fantastic plus you're just going to cook it anyway unless you dig raw rice or something
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COMMENTS:
...and pour it through a "parental filter" ? - metrohumanx, 2008-08-11: 17:22:00
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Manoeuphoria
Created by: readerwriter
Pronunciation: mahn-o-u-for-e-a
Sentence: "We have a name for it," the doctor had said, "manoeuphoria." All her life Bridget had felt only a slight guilt and unease whenever she stuck her hand into containers of small, cool, round, but firm, objects. They were especially pleasurable on a hot summer's day. She couldn't stop herself. Her first indulgence had come in childhood when she would stick her hand--she always prefered her left--into the large jar of buttons in her grandmother's sewing room. Later, when she was older, she had done the same with the peas, rice and other legumes her parents stored in the storm cellar of their farmhouse in Kansas. Now that she was a famous actress in New York City, the gourmet jelly beans she kept in the half-barrel by her bedside didn't quite produce the same high, but she had her memories. It had been a long process describing her feelings to the doctor, but in her last session she had been able to tell him she knew what it was to be one with a waterfall.
Etymology: From manos, for hand; euphoria, for intense happiness
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COMMENTS:
Could i have Bridget's phone number? - metrohumanx, 2008-08-11: 17:21:00
No other authors in this group?
How humble. - metrohumanx, 2008-08-12: 14:36:00
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Legumeation
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: leg yoom ay shun
Sentence: LaSoya was a girl who had reached pea-uberty. When in the local produce store, she loved running her fingers through the barrels of peas, beans, lentils and others dried pods. It was a phenomenom called legumeation, which creates a nitrogen dependency. It caused the manager, Mr.Peabody, agitation and after remonstration, he would have to use fumigation. When he asked her why she did it, she answered simply, "I'm looking for a good Pod-i-ah-trust. Bean there, done that!
Etymology: Legume (the seedpod of a leguminous plant (such as peas or beans or lentils)& Elation (a feeling of joy; absence of depression)
Organigasm
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: awr-gan-i-gaz-uhm
Sentence: The produce manager was quite embarrassed when the young woman seemed to have an organigasm plunging her hands into the bulk pea bin.
Etymology: organic (food raised without chemicals and processed without additives) + orgasm (the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of sexual excitation)
Tinytactilation
Created by: metrohumanx
Pronunciation: TIE-nee-TACKT-eel-ay shun
Sentence: Alison had never been to a whole-food warehouse, so Edmond found one and took her there. After ordering a drum of soy milk with gag-supressant, Edmond turned around and was taken aback at the sight of Alison standing betwixt two barrels with a look of orgiastic delight on her face. She had fallen victim to the phenomena known in the health-food industry as TINYTACTILATION ! Mesmerized by the sight of so many tiny wholesome nuggets of nutrition, Alison had plunged her left hand into the hogshead full of legumes, and her right hand into the split peas. Alison's TINYTACTILATION was bringing her close to that look of ecstasy Edmond had witnessed only the night before. Fearing he would have to purchase both barrels, Edmond grabbed her gently by the arms and guided Alison slowly outside to the car. Later he came back, had the two barrels delivered to his apartment, and they achieved a state of bliss unknown in the pallid world of pre-processed foods. They lived hapticly ever after.
Etymology: TINY+TACTILe+elATION....TINY:smaller than a grape___TACTILE:pertaining to the sense of touch;Tactile: French or Latin; French, from Latin tactilis, from tangere to touch___ELATION: the quality or state of being elated 2 : pathological euphoria
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COMMENTS:
http://kartoo.com/ - metrohumanx, 2008-08-11: 17:01:00
Kartoo shows you what any website is linked to. - metrohumanx, 2008-08-11: 17:02:00
wonderful sentence - Jabberwocky, 2008-08-11: 19:39:00
Somehow, I can relate to the heroine... - Nosila, 2008-08-11: 20:05:00
Do you like magic? I thought so:
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail198.html - metrohumanx, 2008-08-12: 19:33:00
Looks a bit strange; sounds nice and well blended. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-08-14: 05:15:00
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Pulsoothe
Created by: scrabbelicious
Pronunciation: Pull/soo/the
Sentence: Mary-Anne had to be apeased or she would easily develop migraine, the only way to soothe her pulse was to allow her to delve deeply into the nearest hill of beans or pulsoothe.
Etymology: Dolly mixture of 1. Pulse and 2. Soothe. Pulse n. Vital sign of life or a class of edible vegetable or grain. Soothe v., to ease.
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COMMENTS:
Hill of beans- like it, like it! - metrohumanx, 2008-08-12: 13:15:00
love it; great blend - OZZIEBOB, 2008-08-13: 08:10:00
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Podjubie
Created by: guesser
Pronunciation: Pod + Jubie
Sentence: She enjoys the sensation of podjubie so much that she has gotten herself thrown out of every Grocery Store in town!
Etymology: Pod (seed pod) + Jubie (short for Jubilant)
Riceque
Created by: suzanne
Pronunciation: rye-ss-kay
Sentence: A trip to the local health food store was aalways a riceque experience for Jane who enjoyed it more when there was a threat of being caught.
Etymology: risk- a endeavour with an element of danger. risque - something with a slightly adventourous sexual quality. rice- a staple carbohydrate sead crop,
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COMMENTS:
Caught with your hand in the rice bowl? That's very riceque. - wordmeister, 2007-05-28: 13:58:00
yes, i abhorio that kind of behavior... - rikboyee, 2007-05-28: 19:51:00
That kind of behaviour is beyond the paella. - petaj, 2007-05-29: 00:50:00
but what do you expect from these basmati-farty types - rikboyee, 2007-05-29: 01:26:00
I know, they are all, bean there, done that, seed it all. - suzanne, 2007-05-30: 09:36:00
They should mind their peas and queue behind the rice bag. - petaj, 2007-06-01: 09:25:00
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Leguphoria
Created by: Andlat
Pronunciation: lEg.ju:.foU.ri:A
Sentence: Experiencing leguphoria is a great way to get your daily serving of peas.
Etymology: Portmanteau of legume and euphoria.
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COMMENTS:
aaah the noble legume strikes sgain! - metrohumanx, 2008-08-12: 22:05:00
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Inpulsation
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: in-poll-say-shun
Sentence: as the owner of a lentil store, my biggest peeve is with people who come in for some inpulsation and then leave without buying anything
Etymology: in,pulse[as in peas,beans etc], sensation, impulse, pulsate, npul, ulsa, satio
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COMMENTS:
Is inpulsation caused by a need for a nitrogen fix? - petaj, 2007-05-28: 04:32:00
excellent - galwaywegian, 2007-05-28: 06:13:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by duchessella. Thank you duchessella! ~ James
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ErWenn - 2007-05-28: 00:56:00
Rice is a legume?
rikboyee - 2007-05-28: 01:00:00
it has bean for a while now
If there is no pulse after a nitrogen fix, check for dry pellets or signs of pea.
Clayton - 2007-05-28: 04:55:00
Too funny. Peas keep it up. Apparently rice is of the family Poaceae, and legumes Fabaceae. They share the same division, Magnoliopsida, but not the same class or order, so they're not very closely related as far as I can tell. But my thumb isn't so green, either.
Thank you for the question and clarifications. I apologize for my loose conjugglation. I was merely trying to plant a seed (or even provide a barrelful of seeds) that would allow our verbotomists to leguritate in a little verbal lentitillation, and perhaps climax with a grammatical tactileguminosaeity. To encourage this kind of wild inpulsation, perhaps we should change the definition to read "... a barrelful of rice, legumes, seeds, candies, or any other dry pellet-shaped objects." ~ James
Clayton - 2007-05-28: 18:03:00
Why stop there? Let's include moist things, too, like baked beans, caviar, and goose liver.
scrabbelicious - 2008-08-11: 07:55:00
I'm so gleed, that's it!
Today's definition was suggested by duchessella. Thank you duchessella. ~ James