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DEFINITION: n. The euphoria felt when sticking one's hand surreptitiously into a barrelful of rice, peas, or other legumes. v. To plunge your hand into a container of rice.
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Podifeelya
Created by: mrskellyscl
Pronunciation: pod-i-feel-ya
Sentence: One of the oddest of behavioral disorders, podifeelya, is becoming more and more of a problem for grocers. Podifeels have the urge or fantasy to fondle legumes and may actually go up to unwatched barrels of the little veggies and thrust their hands in to experience a "rush" or release of tension. Grocery employees who witness this activity should confront the podifeel and demand that they pay for the entire barrel since this is unsanitary and really disgusting. (This unusual behavior should not be confused with arthritipods -- old Hippies, Deadheads and Tree huggers who will microwave bags of organic rice or beans for arthritis relief rather than use unholistic medicines.)
Etymology: (wordplay on podophilia - foot fetish, one of the paraphilia disorders in which a person has fantasies and attractions to non-sexual parts of the body such as feet or legs) pod: "leg"ume such as peas, beans, etc. + I + feel + ya (you)
Lentilmania
Created by: mweinmann
Pronunciation: len-tell-maen-ee-ah
Sentence: Sally slowly felt the sprout induced lentilmania that she had waited so long for when she plunged her hand into the barrel of beans at Barney's Legume and dime.
Etymology: lentil, mania
Legumexhilaration
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: leh - goom - egz - ill - uhr - ay - shun
Sentence: Marilu had a weird fascination with peas, beans, other legumes and rice and when she would get near the displays in the stores she couldnt resist indulging in legumexhiliration, running her hands thru the veggies, eyes closed, swaying to and fro, humming and clearly in some other realm.
Etymology: Blend of legume and exhilaration.
Famealiarity
Created by: bookowl
Pronunciation: fam/ee/lee/ar/ity
Sentence: Famealiarity is a peaculiar hightened sensation one experiences when running their hands through vats of ground grain.
Etymology: familiarity + meal
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COMMENTS:
OOOOh- VATS ! nice. - metrohumanx, 2008-08-11: 17:18:00
What a rye sense of humour you need when feeling your oats! - Nosila, 2008-08-11: 20:08:00
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Vegistate
Created by: TJayzz
Pronunciation: Veg-ee-stay-t
Sentence: Whenever Lucy put her hands into a tub of split peas she found the experience so wonderful that it sent her into a complete vegistate.
Etymology: Veg(informal, vegetable) + State(the condition of someone at a particular time) = Vegistate
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COMMENTS:
Succinct...I can't take those FORMAL vegetables. - metrohumanx, 2008-08-12: 14:35:00
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Granubilation
Created by: mplsbohemian
Pronunciation: gran-yoo-bihl-AY-shuhn
Sentence: Alex's therapist suggested a routine of submerging his arms in rice--the granubilation to counteract his otherwise complete lack of personality.
Etymology: granule + jubilation
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COMMENTS:
hints of a grand jubilation too - petaj, 2007-05-29: 05:29:00
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Organigasm
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: orr gan ig asum
Sentence: she frequently achieved organigasm at the farmers shop.
Etymology: organic orgasm.
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COMMENTS:
I had one of those after taking a hermaphrodisiac. - Clayton, 2007-05-28: 08:59:00
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Legulas
Created by: ohwtepph
Pronunciation: LEH - goo - las
Sentence: & Anne said to his voluptuously nerdy bestfriend who secretly has a crush on her, "Oooh, the legulas is indeed..." Anne paused and looked at Chris, "Let's go make out. I feel like you look like Orlando Bloom now."
Etymology: legumes [beans and other round thingies because I don't know how to correctly define this] + Legolas [IDK, but it was the best idea that came to my mind. XD]; his charm and arrow mastery is supposed to induce euphoria
Pulsoothe
Created by: scrabbelicious
Pronunciation: Pull/soo/the
Sentence: Mary-Anne had to be apeased or she would easily develop migraine, the only way to soothe her pulse was to allow her to delve deeply into the nearest hill of beans or pulsoothe.
Etymology: Dolly mixture of 1. Pulse and 2. Soothe. Pulse n. Vital sign of life or a class of edible vegetable or grain. Soothe v., to ease.
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COMMENTS:
Hill of beans- like it, like it! - metrohumanx, 2008-08-12: 13:15:00
love it; great blend - OZZIEBOB, 2008-08-13: 08:10:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by duchessella. Thank you duchessella! ~ James
The Stevenson0 gets this week's Verbotomy Cup and goes actstatic! Read about it in Verbotoweek.
ErWenn - 2007-05-28: 00:56:00
Rice is a legume?
rikboyee - 2007-05-28: 01:00:00
it has bean for a while now
If there is no pulse after a nitrogen fix, check for dry pellets or signs of pea.
Clayton - 2007-05-28: 04:55:00
Too funny. Peas keep it up. Apparently rice is of the family Poaceae, and legumes Fabaceae. They share the same division, Magnoliopsida, but not the same class or order, so they're not very closely related as far as I can tell. But my thumb isn't so green, either.
Thank you for the question and clarifications. I apologize for my loose conjugglation. I was merely trying to plant a seed (or even provide a barrelful of seeds) that would allow our verbotomists to leguritate in a little verbal lentitillation, and perhaps climax with a grammatical tactileguminosaeity. To encourage this kind of wild inpulsation, perhaps we should change the definition to read "... a barrelful of rice, legumes, seeds, candies, or any other dry pellet-shaped objects." ~ James
Clayton - 2007-05-28: 18:03:00
Why stop there? Let's include moist things, too, like baked beans, caviar, and goose liver.
scrabbelicious - 2008-08-11: 07:55:00
I'm so gleed, that's it!
Today's definition was suggested by duchessella. Thank you duchessella. ~ James