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DEFINITION: n. The euphoria felt when sticking one's hand surreptitiously into a barrelful of rice, peas, or other legumes. v. To plunge your hand into a container of rice.
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Granuelation
Created by: cohenarie
Pronunciation: gran-yoo-'lay-shun
Sentence: Walking down the bulk foods aisle on an uncrowded early weekday morning, I could indulge myself with many opportunities for granuelation.
Etymology: granular + elation
Organigasm
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: awr-gan-i-gaz-uhm
Sentence: The produce manager was quite embarrassed when the young woman seemed to have an organigasm plunging her hands into the bulk pea bin.
Etymology: organic (food raised without chemicals and processed without additives) + orgasm (the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of sexual excitation)
Granubilation
Created by: mplsbohemian
Pronunciation: gran-yoo-bihl-AY-shuhn
Sentence: Alex's therapist suggested a routine of submerging his arms in rice--the granubilation to counteract his otherwise complete lack of personality.
Etymology: granule + jubilation
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COMMENTS:
hints of a grand jubilation too - petaj, 2007-05-29: 05:29:00
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Tinytactilation
Created by: metrohumanx
Pronunciation: TIE-nee-TACKT-eel-ay shun
Sentence: Alison had never been to a whole-food warehouse, so Edmond found one and took her there. After ordering a drum of soy milk with gag-supressant, Edmond turned around and was taken aback at the sight of Alison standing betwixt two barrels with a look of orgiastic delight on her face. She had fallen victim to the phenomena known in the health-food industry as TINYTACTILATION ! Mesmerized by the sight of so many tiny wholesome nuggets of nutrition, Alison had plunged her left hand into the hogshead full of legumes, and her right hand into the split peas. Alison's TINYTACTILATION was bringing her close to that look of ecstasy Edmond had witnessed only the night before. Fearing he would have to purchase both barrels, Edmond grabbed her gently by the arms and guided Alison slowly outside to the car. Later he came back, had the two barrels delivered to his apartment, and they achieved a state of bliss unknown in the pallid world of pre-processed foods. They lived hapticly ever after.
Etymology: TINY+TACTILe+elATION....TINY:smaller than a grape___TACTILE:pertaining to the sense of touch;Tactile: French or Latin; French, from Latin tactilis, from tangere to touch___ELATION: the quality or state of being elated 2 : pathological euphoria
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COMMENTS:
http://kartoo.com/ - metrohumanx, 2008-08-11: 17:01:00
Kartoo shows you what any website is linked to. - metrohumanx, 2008-08-11: 17:02:00
wonderful sentence - Jabberwocky, 2008-08-11: 19:39:00
Somehow, I can relate to the heroine... - Nosila, 2008-08-11: 20:05:00
Do you like magic? I thought so:
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail198.html - metrohumanx, 2008-08-12: 19:33:00
Looks a bit strange; sounds nice and well blended. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-08-14: 05:15:00
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Peasure
Created by: Megsee
Pronunciation: just like pleasure but without the L
Sentence: The man groaned with peasure as he wiggled his stubby fingers inside the red bean basket.
Etymology:
Organigasm
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: orr gan ig asum
Sentence: she frequently achieved organigasm at the farmers shop.
Etymology: organic orgasm.
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COMMENTS:
I had one of those after taking a hermaphrodisiac. - Clayton, 2007-05-28: 08:59:00
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Beamdip
Created by: Mrgoodtimes
Pronunciation: beem - dip
Sentence: Not since the rice on ailse 3 had Mary felt such elation, she hoped there was but one more beamdip opportunity between her and the checkout counter.
Etymology: Beam (express happiness) - Dip (sounds like bean dip...hmmm)
Podjubie
Created by: guesser
Pronunciation: Pod + Jubie
Sentence: She enjoys the sensation of podjubie so much that she has gotten herself thrown out of every Grocery Store in town!
Etymology: Pod (seed pod) + Jubie (short for Jubilant)
Inpulse
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: inn puhlllllssss
Sentence: her inpulse was to get inpulses
Etymology: impulse, in pulse,
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by duchessella. Thank you duchessella! ~ James
The Stevenson0 gets this week's Verbotomy Cup and goes actstatic! Read about it in Verbotoweek.
ErWenn - 2007-05-28: 00:56:00
Rice is a legume?
rikboyee - 2007-05-28: 01:00:00
it has bean for a while now
If there is no pulse after a nitrogen fix, check for dry pellets or signs of pea.
Clayton - 2007-05-28: 04:55:00
Too funny. Peas keep it up. Apparently rice is of the family Poaceae, and legumes Fabaceae. They share the same division, Magnoliopsida, but not the same class or order, so they're not very closely related as far as I can tell. But my thumb isn't so green, either.
Thank you for the question and clarifications. I apologize for my loose conjugglation. I was merely trying to plant a seed (or even provide a barrelful of seeds) that would allow our verbotomists to leguritate in a little verbal lentitillation, and perhaps climax with a grammatical tactileguminosaeity. To encourage this kind of wild inpulsation, perhaps we should change the definition to read "... a barrelful of rice, legumes, seeds, candies, or any other dry pellet-shaped objects." ~ James
Clayton - 2007-05-28: 18:03:00
Why stop there? Let's include moist things, too, like baked beans, caviar, and goose liver.
scrabbelicious - 2008-08-11: 07:55:00
I'm so gleed, that's it!
Today's definition was suggested by duchessella. Thank you duchessella. ~ James