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DEFINITION: n. The euphoria felt when sticking one's hand surreptitiously into a barrelful of rice, peas, or other legumes. v. To plunge your hand into a container of rice.
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Legugasm
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: leg-yu-gah-zim
Sentence: Lola had her first legugasm in front of the young store clerk.
Etymology: legume + orgasm
Organigasm
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: awr-gan-i-gaz-uhm
Sentence: The produce manager was quite embarrassed when the young woman seemed to have an organigasm plunging her hands into the bulk pea bin.
Etymology: organic (food raised without chemicals and processed without additives) + orgasm (the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of sexual excitation)
Inpulse
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: inn puhlllllssss
Sentence: her inpulse was to get inpulses
Etymology: impulse, in pulse,
Organigasm
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: orr gan ig asum
Sentence: she frequently achieved organigasm at the farmers shop.
Etymology: organic orgasm.
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COMMENTS:
I had one of those after taking a hermaphrodisiac. - Clayton, 2007-05-28: 08:59:00
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Peaphoria
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: pee/fawr/ee/uh
Sentence: Wiggling her hand around deep in the barrel of split peas and closing her eyes was a sensation that shifted her mind into the ultimate state of peaphoria.
Etymology: PEAPHORIA - noun - from PEA (the round, edible seed of the pisum sativum, of the legume family) + EUPHORIA (a feeling of great happiness and well-being)
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COMMENTS:
LOVE those legumes. Isn't peaphoria the capitol of illinoise? - metrohumanx, 2008-08-12: 22:10:00
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Vegistate
Created by: TJayzz
Pronunciation: Veg-ee-stay-t
Sentence: Whenever Lucy put her hands into a tub of split peas she found the experience so wonderful that it sent her into a complete vegistate.
Etymology: Veg(informal, vegetable) + State(the condition of someone at a particular time) = Vegistate
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COMMENTS:
Succinct...I can't take those FORMAL vegetables. - metrohumanx, 2008-08-12: 14:35:00
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Paradrice
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: pare/a/drice
Sentence: Slipping off to the market near work and dipping her fingers into the cool vat of silky rice was nothing short of paradrice.
Etymology: paradise + rice
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COMMENTS:
...until they caught her. - metrohumanx, 2008-08-11: 17:19:00
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Legulas
Created by: ohwtepph
Pronunciation: LEH - goo - las
Sentence: & Anne said to his voluptuously nerdy bestfriend who secretly has a crush on her, "Oooh, the legulas is indeed..." Anne paused and looked at Chris, "Let's go make out. I feel like you look like Orlando Bloom now."
Etymology: legumes [beans and other round thingies because I don't know how to correctly define this] + Legolas [IDK, but it was the best idea that came to my mind. XD]; his charm and arrow mastery is supposed to induce euphoria
Pextasy
Created by: pungineer
Pronunciation: pex/taz/C
Sentence: Bronwyn worked herself into a state of near pextasy even at the mere mention of a dried wholefoods scoop n save shop - but unfortunately her local had banned her for the ridiculously loud moaning noises she made whenever she shoved her scoop free mitts into the barrel of chick peas at the back...
Etymology: [dried]peas + sex + ecstasy [you've all done it...]
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COMMENTS:
Hahahaha. Like it! - metrohumanx, 2008-08-12: 22:06:00
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Leguminous
Created by: daisy
Pronunciation: leg-u-min-us
Sentence: The feeling of barely between my toes is leguminous
Etymology:
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by duchessella. Thank you duchessella! ~ James
The Stevenson0 gets this week's Verbotomy Cup and goes actstatic! Read about it in Verbotoweek.
ErWenn - 2007-05-28: 00:56:00
Rice is a legume?
rikboyee - 2007-05-28: 01:00:00
it has bean for a while now
If there is no pulse after a nitrogen fix, check for dry pellets or signs of pea.
Clayton - 2007-05-28: 04:55:00
Too funny. Peas keep it up. Apparently rice is of the family Poaceae, and legumes Fabaceae. They share the same division, Magnoliopsida, but not the same class or order, so they're not very closely related as far as I can tell. But my thumb isn't so green, either.
Thank you for the question and clarifications. I apologize for my loose conjugglation. I was merely trying to plant a seed (or even provide a barrelful of seeds) that would allow our verbotomists to leguritate in a little verbal lentitillation, and perhaps climax with a grammatical tactileguminosaeity. To encourage this kind of wild inpulsation, perhaps we should change the definition to read "... a barrelful of rice, legumes, seeds, candies, or any other dry pellet-shaped objects." ~ James
Clayton - 2007-05-28: 18:03:00
Why stop there? Let's include moist things, too, like baked beans, caviar, and goose liver.
scrabbelicious - 2008-08-11: 07:55:00
I'm so gleed, that's it!
Today's definition was suggested by duchessella. Thank you duchessella. ~ James