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DEFINITION: n. The euphoria felt when sticking one's hand surreptitiously into a barrelful of rice, peas, or other legumes. v. To plunge your hand into a container of rice.
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Leguriate
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /ləˈgjuɹiˌeɪt/
Sentence: Though the word "leguriate" technically refers to the physical pleasure found in fondling legumes, one can euphemistically leguriate any raw, dried food product.
Etymology: legume + luxuriate
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COMMENTS:
love it!! - Jabberwocky, 2007-05-28: 10:10:00
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Puregasm
Created by: loribethinbaltimore
Pronunciation: [pyour-gaz-um]
Sentence: "My this is puregasmic!!"
Etymology: purely + orgasmic imp. handsticking into a barrell of something or other that feels just puckity ducking fantastic plus you're just going to cook it anyway unless you dig raw rice or something
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COMMENTS:
...and pour it through a "parental filter" ? - metrohumanx, 2008-08-11: 17:22:00
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Inpulse
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: inn puhl sss
Sentence: she would inpulse impulsively
Etymology: impulse in pulse
Lentitillation
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: len-tit-ill-ay-shun
Sentence: Dahlene has been lupining for some lentitillation for soy long that I'm masoor she'll go crazy next time we visit the Indian grocer.
Etymology: lentil + titillation
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COMMENTS:
Most impressive. - Clayton, 2007-05-28: 08:57:00
Holy crap. - jadenguy, 2007-05-28: 19:54:00
I'll take that as peasitive feedback. - petaj, 2007-06-01: 09:26:00
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Leguphoria
Created by: weareallbeautiful
Pronunciation: l-ey-goo-f-or-ee-uh
Sentence: Jaquline spealed in delight at the feeling of leguphoria as she dipped her hand in a bucket of mixed legumes.
Etymology: legumes+euphoria
Granubilation
Created by: mplsbohemian
Pronunciation: gran-yoo-bihl-AY-shuhn
Sentence: Alex's therapist suggested a routine of submerging his arms in rice--the granubilation to counteract his otherwise complete lack of personality.
Etymology: granule + jubilation
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COMMENTS:
hints of a grand jubilation too - petaj, 2007-05-29: 05:29:00
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Legudaimonia
Created by: Discoveria
Pronunciation: leh-goo-die-moan-eah
Sentence: Susie was so overwhelmed with legudaimonia after sticking her hand into a bag of peas, that she started crying.
Etymology: legume + eudaimonia (Greek 'happiness or welfare')
Organigasm
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: orr gan ig asum
Sentence: she frequently achieved organigasm at the farmers shop.
Etymology: organic orgasm.
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COMMENTS:
I had one of those after taking a hermaphrodisiac. - Clayton, 2007-05-28: 08:59:00
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Podifeelya
Created by: mrskellyscl
Pronunciation: pod-i-feel-ya
Sentence: One of the oddest of behavioral disorders, podifeelya, is becoming more and more of a problem for grocers. Podifeels have the urge or fantasy to fondle legumes and may actually go up to unwatched barrels of the little veggies and thrust their hands in to experience a "rush" or release of tension. Grocery employees who witness this activity should confront the podifeel and demand that they pay for the entire barrel since this is unsanitary and really disgusting. (This unusual behavior should not be confused with arthritipods -- old Hippies, Deadheads and Tree huggers who will microwave bags of organic rice or beans for arthritis relief rather than use unholistic medicines.)
Etymology: (wordplay on podophilia - foot fetish, one of the paraphilia disorders in which a person has fantasies and attractions to non-sexual parts of the body such as feet or legs) pod: "leg"ume such as peas, beans, etc. + I + feel + ya (you)
Peaphoria
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: pee/fawr/ee/uh
Sentence: Wiggling her hand around deep in the barrel of split peas and closing her eyes was a sensation that shifted her mind into the ultimate state of peaphoria.
Etymology: PEAPHORIA - noun - from PEA (the round, edible seed of the pisum sativum, of the legume family) + EUPHORIA (a feeling of great happiness and well-being)
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COMMENTS:
LOVE those legumes. Isn't peaphoria the capitol of illinoise? - metrohumanx, 2008-08-12: 22:10:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by duchessella. Thank you duchessella! ~ James
The Stevenson0 gets this week's Verbotomy Cup and goes actstatic! Read about it in Verbotoweek.
ErWenn - 2007-05-28: 00:56:00
Rice is a legume?
rikboyee - 2007-05-28: 01:00:00
it has bean for a while now
If there is no pulse after a nitrogen fix, check for dry pellets or signs of pea.
Clayton - 2007-05-28: 04:55:00
Too funny. Peas keep it up. Apparently rice is of the family Poaceae, and legumes Fabaceae. They share the same division, Magnoliopsida, but not the same class or order, so they're not very closely related as far as I can tell. But my thumb isn't so green, either.
Thank you for the question and clarifications. I apologize for my loose conjugglation. I was merely trying to plant a seed (or even provide a barrelful of seeds) that would allow our verbotomists to leguritate in a little verbal lentitillation, and perhaps climax with a grammatical tactileguminosaeity. To encourage this kind of wild inpulsation, perhaps we should change the definition to read "... a barrelful of rice, legumes, seeds, candies, or any other dry pellet-shaped objects." ~ James
Clayton - 2007-05-28: 18:03:00
Why stop there? Let's include moist things, too, like baked beans, caviar, and goose liver.
scrabbelicious - 2008-08-11: 07:55:00
I'm so gleed, that's it!
Today's definition was suggested by duchessella. Thank you duchessella. ~ James