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'Aren't you supposed to use a scoop?'

DEFINITION: n. The euphoria felt when sticking one's hand surreptitiously into a barrelful of rice, peas, or other legumes. v. To plunge your hand into a container of rice.

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Pulsoothe

Created by: scrabbelicious

Pronunciation: Pull/soo/the

Sentence: Mary-Anne had to be apeased or she would easily develop migraine, the only way to soothe her pulse was to allow her to delve deeply into the nearest hill of beans or pulsoothe.

Etymology: Dolly mixture of 1. Pulse and 2. Soothe. Pulse n. Vital sign of life or a class of edible vegetable or grain. Soothe v., to ease.

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COMMENTS:

metrohumanx Hill of beans- like it, like it! - metrohumanx, 2008-08-12: 13:15:00

love it; great blend - OZZIEBOB, 2008-08-13: 08:10:00

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Lentitillation

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: len-tit-ill-ay-shun

Sentence: Dahlene has been lupining for some lentitillation for soy long that I'm masoor she'll go crazy next time we visit the Indian grocer.

Etymology: lentil + titillation

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COMMENTS:

Most impressive. - Clayton, 2007-05-28: 08:57:00

Holy crap. - jadenguy, 2007-05-28: 19:54:00

petaj I'll take that as peasitive feedback. - petaj, 2007-06-01: 09:26:00

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Inpulsation

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: in-poll-say-shun

Sentence: as the owner of a lentil store, my biggest peeve is with people who come in for some inpulsation and then leave without buying anything

Etymology: in,pulse[as in peas,beans etc], sensation, impulse, pulsate, npul, ulsa, satio

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COMMENTS:

petaj Is inpulsation caused by a need for a nitrogen fix? - petaj, 2007-05-28: 04:32:00

excellent - galwaywegian, 2007-05-28: 06:13:00

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Vegistate

Created by: TJayzz

Pronunciation: Veg-ee-stay-t

Sentence: Whenever Lucy put her hands into a tub of split peas she found the experience so wonderful that it sent her into a complete vegistate.

Etymology: Veg(informal, vegetable) + State(the condition of someone at a particular time) = Vegistate

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COMMENTS:

metrohumanx Succinct...I can't take those FORMAL vegetables. - metrohumanx, 2008-08-12: 14:35:00

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Peasureseizure

Created by: Rhyme79

Pronunciation: peez-yer-seez-yer

Sentence: I had the most amazing peasureseizure at the health food place the other day. It was so good, I fainted and the checkout girl called an ambulance.

Etymology: A play on pleasure, minus the 'l'. Added seizure for some rhyming goodness.

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Tactileguminosaeity

Created by: Clayton

Pronunciation: tak-TIL-i-gyu-me-no-SAHY-i-tee

Sentence: Virna was overcome by a sudden tactileguminosaeity, finding herself inexplicably aroused by the alfalfa shoots.

Etymology: tactility + leguminosae

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Graindiosity

Created by: jadenguy

Pronunciation: grain - dee - ah - city

Sentence: The stress of impending meetings and inane mission statements vanished in one fell swoop; the smooth soy ravaging her in sensational grandiosity.

Etymology: Grain + Grandiosity.

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COMMENTS:

I wanted to combine the word grand and grain, but it didn't seem to well. Graind. But grandiosity means, using synonyms loosely, feeling really great about not a whole lot, and grains because the things mentioned were granular. But granular and grand and/or grandiose didn't really work. Grand. Pretty sure I've seen that word before. Grandule...? No, no, graindiosity's fine. - jadenguy, 2007-05-28: 19:52:00

great - it encompasses all grains - Jabberwocky, 2007-05-29: 08:45:00

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Famealiarity

Created by: bookowl

Pronunciation: fam/ee/lee/ar/ity

Sentence: Famealiarity is a peaculiar hightened sensation one experiences when running their hands through vats of ground grain.

Etymology: familiarity + meal

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COMMENTS:

metrohumanx OOOOh- VATS ! nice. - metrohumanx, 2008-08-11: 17:18:00

What a rye sense of humour you need when feeling your oats! - Nosila, 2008-08-11: 20:08:00

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Peagasm

Created by: maddyclo

Pronunciation: pea-gazem

Sentence: Regardless of the fact that it was a barrel of oats that I thrust my hand into at Richard's Whole Foods, I had a peagasm.

Etymology:

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Granuelation

Created by: cohenarie

Pronunciation: gran-yoo-'lay-shun

Sentence: Walking down the bulk foods aisle on an uncrowded early weekday morning, I could indulge myself with many opportunities for granuelation.

Etymology: granular + elation

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-05-28: 00:01:00
Today's definition was suggested by duchessella. Thank you duchessella! ~ James

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-05-28: 00:15:00
The Stevenson0 gets this week's Verbotomy Cup and goes actstatic! Read about it in Verbotoweek.

ErWenn - 2007-05-28: 00:56:00
Rice is a legume?

rikboyee - 2007-05-28: 01:00:00
it has bean for a while now

petaj petaj - 2007-05-28: 04:38:00
If there is no pulse after a nitrogen fix, check for dry pellets or signs of pea.

Clayton - 2007-05-28: 04:55:00
Too funny. Peas keep it up. Apparently rice is of the family Poaceae, and legumes Fabaceae. They share the same division, Magnoliopsida, but not the same class or order, so they're not very closely related as far as I can tell. But my thumb isn't so green, either.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-05-28: 08:47:00
Thank you for the question and clarifications. I apologize for my loose conjugglation. I was merely trying to plant a seed (or even provide a barrelful of seeds) that would allow our verbotomists to leguritate in a little verbal lentitillation, and perhaps climax with a grammatical tactileguminosaeity. To encourage this kind of wild inpulsation, perhaps we should change the definition to read "... a barrelful of rice, legumes, seeds, candies, or any other dry pellet-shaped objects." ~ James

Clayton - 2007-05-28: 18:03:00
Why stop there? Let's include moist things, too, like baked beans, caviar, and goose liver.

scrabbelicious - 2008-08-11: 07:55:00
I'm so gleed, that's it!

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2009-12-09: 00:05:00
Today's definition was suggested by duchessella. Thank you duchessella. ~ James