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DEFINITION: n. The euphoria felt when sticking one's hand surreptitiously into a barrelful of rice, peas, or other legumes. v. To plunge your hand into a container of rice.
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Vegistate
Created by: TJayzz
Pronunciation: Veg-ee-stay-t
Sentence: Whenever Lucy put her hands into a tub of split peas she found the experience so wonderful that it sent her into a complete vegistate.
Etymology: Veg(informal, vegetable) + State(the condition of someone at a particular time) = Vegistate
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COMMENTS:
Succinct...I can't take those FORMAL vegetables. - metrohumanx, 2008-08-12: 14:35:00
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Tinytactilation
Created by: metrohumanx
Pronunciation: TIE-nee-TACKT-eel-ay shun
Sentence: Alison had never been to a whole-food warehouse, so Edmond found one and took her there. After ordering a drum of soy milk with gag-supressant, Edmond turned around and was taken aback at the sight of Alison standing betwixt two barrels with a look of orgiastic delight on her face. She had fallen victim to the phenomena known in the health-food industry as TINYTACTILATION ! Mesmerized by the sight of so many tiny wholesome nuggets of nutrition, Alison had plunged her left hand into the hogshead full of legumes, and her right hand into the split peas. Alison's TINYTACTILATION was bringing her close to that look of ecstasy Edmond had witnessed only the night before. Fearing he would have to purchase both barrels, Edmond grabbed her gently by the arms and guided Alison slowly outside to the car. Later he came back, had the two barrels delivered to his apartment, and they achieved a state of bliss unknown in the pallid world of pre-processed foods. They lived hapticly ever after.
Etymology: TINY+TACTILe+elATION....TINY:smaller than a grape___TACTILE:pertaining to the sense of touch;Tactile: French or Latin; French, from Latin tactilis, from tangere to touch___ELATION: the quality or state of being elated 2 : pathological euphoria
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COMMENTS:
http://kartoo.com/ - metrohumanx, 2008-08-11: 17:01:00
Kartoo shows you what any website is linked to. - metrohumanx, 2008-08-11: 17:02:00
wonderful sentence - Jabberwocky, 2008-08-11: 19:39:00
Somehow, I can relate to the heroine... - Nosila, 2008-08-11: 20:05:00
Do you like magic? I thought so:
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail198.html - metrohumanx, 2008-08-12: 19:33:00
Looks a bit strange; sounds nice and well blended. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-08-14: 05:15:00
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Famealiarity
Created by: bookowl
Pronunciation: fam/ee/lee/ar/ity
Sentence: Famealiarity is a peaculiar hightened sensation one experiences when running their hands through vats of ground grain.
Etymology: familiarity + meal
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COMMENTS:
OOOOh- VATS ! nice. - metrohumanx, 2008-08-11: 17:18:00
What a rye sense of humour you need when feeling your oats! - Nosila, 2008-08-11: 20:08:00
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Legugasm
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: leg-yu-gah-zim
Sentence: Lola had her first legugasm in front of the young store clerk.
Etymology: legume + orgasm
Riceque
Created by: suzanne
Pronunciation: rye-ss-kay
Sentence: A trip to the local health food store was aalways a riceque experience for Jane who enjoyed it more when there was a threat of being caught.
Etymology: risk- a endeavour with an element of danger. risque - something with a slightly adventourous sexual quality. rice- a staple carbohydrate sead crop,
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COMMENTS:
Caught with your hand in the rice bowl? That's very riceque. - wordmeister, 2007-05-28: 13:58:00
yes, i abhorio that kind of behavior... - rikboyee, 2007-05-28: 19:51:00
That kind of behaviour is beyond the paella. - petaj, 2007-05-29: 00:50:00
but what do you expect from these basmati-farty types - rikboyee, 2007-05-29: 01:26:00
I know, they are all, bean there, done that, seed it all. - suzanne, 2007-05-30: 09:36:00
They should mind their peas and queue behind the rice bag. - petaj, 2007-06-01: 09:25:00
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Blissmati
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: blis mat ee
Sentence: When Judy entered the Exotic Spice Bazaar, the owner, Mr. Patel, kept a close eye on her. Twice before he had caught her with her hand in the vat of uncooked basmati rice. She always ended up with an expression of blissmati on her face when she did it. This time he warned her that she had to but a big bag of it and take it home to get her blissmati, or else the Health Department would shut him down.
Etymology: Bliss (euphoria;state of extreme happiness) & Basmati (fragrant long-grained rice from India & Pakistan)
Organigasm
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: orr gan ig asum
Sentence: she frequently achieved organigasm at the farmers shop.
Etymology: organic orgasm.
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COMMENTS:
I had one of those after taking a hermaphrodisiac. - Clayton, 2007-05-28: 08:59:00
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Peaphoria
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: pee/fawr/ee/uh
Sentence: Wiggling her hand around deep in the barrel of split peas and closing her eyes was a sensation that shifted her mind into the ultimate state of peaphoria.
Etymology: PEAPHORIA - noun - from PEA (the round, edible seed of the pisum sativum, of the legume family) + EUPHORIA (a feeling of great happiness and well-being)
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COMMENTS:
LOVE those legumes. Isn't peaphoria the capitol of illinoise? - metrohumanx, 2008-08-12: 22:10:00
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Peaphoria
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: pēfôrēə
Sentence: Nothing is quite so exciting to Naomi as a trip to the wholesale market -- all those open bins of dried vegetables. She can plunge elbow-deep into peaphoria. Green or black-eyed, doesn\'t matter. Damn the health laws. This is fun.
Etymology: pea (a spherical green seed that is widely eaten as a vegetable) + euphoria (a feeling or state of intense excitement and happiness)
Nerveana
Created by: porsche
Pronunciation: nurv/anna
Sentence: Nerveana can be achieved while grocery shopping with the help of pearl barley
Etymology: nerve + nirvana
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by duchessella. Thank you duchessella! ~ James
The Stevenson0 gets this week's Verbotomy Cup and goes actstatic! Read about it in Verbotoweek.
ErWenn - 2007-05-28: 00:56:00
Rice is a legume?
rikboyee - 2007-05-28: 01:00:00
it has bean for a while now
If there is no pulse after a nitrogen fix, check for dry pellets or signs of pea.
Clayton - 2007-05-28: 04:55:00
Too funny. Peas keep it up. Apparently rice is of the family Poaceae, and legumes Fabaceae. They share the same division, Magnoliopsida, but not the same class or order, so they're not very closely related as far as I can tell. But my thumb isn't so green, either.
Thank you for the question and clarifications. I apologize for my loose conjugglation. I was merely trying to plant a seed (or even provide a barrelful of seeds) that would allow our verbotomists to leguritate in a little verbal lentitillation, and perhaps climax with a grammatical tactileguminosaeity. To encourage this kind of wild inpulsation, perhaps we should change the definition to read "... a barrelful of rice, legumes, seeds, candies, or any other dry pellet-shaped objects." ~ James
Clayton - 2007-05-28: 18:03:00
Why stop there? Let's include moist things, too, like baked beans, caviar, and goose liver.
scrabbelicious - 2008-08-11: 07:55:00
I'm so gleed, that's it!
Today's definition was suggested by duchessella. Thank you duchessella. ~ James