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Verbotocracy: Weekly Standings

Top 25 Verboticisms

For week starting 2026-03-16.

1. hootgo 6116

2. fatulation 2990

3. bedface 2815

4. physeek 1775

5. snowrefrets 1259

6. stredtch 1232

7. hamnesty 1229

9. sleepcrease 1196

10. dressimism 1178

11. himpression 1166

12. wakeover 1160

13. autoblubiphobia 1136

14. revalley 1133

15. pusspleat 1082

16. sheethickey 1079

17. wrinkidermis 1073

18. flabsolve 1055

19. detaunt 1046

20. speedophobic 1037

22. hijinxed 1022

23. nebutaunt 1019

24. laughodoom 1016

25. comderiderie 1001

26. naplication 989

27. heftalump 986

28. gluttoneed 986

29. flabberession 977

30. nabbamocker 974

31. napmap 974

32. linedament 971

33. fatxiety 956

34. linenitis 950

35. bedmark 950

36. brrrrrgird 935

38. proofonodz 932

39. pounderance 926

40. lamploy 911

41. pillowglyph 908

42. kipanwrinkle 908

43. bulkinate 905

44. flabitat 902

46. laintracks 890

47. coldbossted 887

49. pudgecicles 878

50. sinsulate 872

51. equinoxious 863

52. crewcify 860

53. fundermine 854

54. sheenkles 848

56. jeerleader 842

57. discomforter 839

58. fatblues 833

60. insulflate 830

61. inswellate 830

62. snowbesity 827

63. disafatment 823

64. bosstracised 821

65. beraternize 818

66. springstern 815

68. ripvanwrinkle 803

69. paronody 803

70. extempoorise 800

71. thinfatuated 800

72. obesery 800

73. springdumb 800

74. shenanigaffe 800

75. exitango 797

76. sheetfaced 791

77. wrinklace 788

78. exertsighs 788

80. sheetfaced 779

81. sheddread 779

82. blimpblight 779

83. sheetpleated 770

85. titanicattack 770

86. shruts 767

88. fortywrinks 758

90. sinsulate 755

91. steambuilding 755

92. pillowface 752

94. pritters 751

95. slumburrows 743

96. winterbloat 743

97. porka 740

98. sleepleat 737

99. lipidowner 737

100. bulgeblues 737

101. pudjitters 737

102. lininjury 734

103. visaginen 731

106. bossonono 728

107. lardka 719

108. suicendup 718

109. hiberflate 716

110. frugrump 716

111. expostfatto 716

112. fatsulation 713

113. springleaning 713

114. antifries 710

115. bossted 710

116. frostflabitis 708

117. jokerestinpeace 707

118. lardistress 704

119. jeersighted 701

120. bloopervise 701

121. dermalinenitis 698

122. poundxiety 698

123. mlashed 697

124. mockeriffic 692

125. caloregret 686

126. snowbese 686

127. bosstitution 678

128. gafforgaffer 677

129. melancalorie 674

130. tomteamery 671

131. bigwigout 668

132. flabfive 665

133. glazen 656

134. pococurpulente 656

135. slumberumples 641

136. ooplause 641

137. lardassimilate 635

138. absolvipose 635

139. wrinkidermis 635

140. bloatcoat 632

141. fatchurated 629

142. hijinxed 626

143. creasipitation 620

144. sheetfaced 611

145. bossted 611

146. myfaultlines 605

148. polardbeerbelly 599

149. bikinevasion 599

150. permalard 595

151. defasbo 586

152. dagoodeats 584

153. lampooched 578

154. rinkbaef 573

155. mockupation 572

156. facingstripes 569

157. hibery 569

158. thighbernation 559

159. napdoodle 556

160. iconical 554

161. bossajova 554

162. flabdicate 551

163. canjabered 550

164. celludelite 548

165. ignorounce 545

166. hiberglut 542

167. skaarf 542

168. blubbernation 536

169. snowpholstery 536

171. justifat 529

172. darwinablub 527

173. cheekprints 520

174. beraternize 512

175. lipoinsulation 512

176. justifaticate 508

177. gorgulate 478

178. smorgashoard 471

179. pinkslipup 470

180. toemunching 467

181. mitigweight 440

182. glowbese 434

183. blubs 431

184. pratulated 421

185. comickaze 404

186. bulkernate 383

187. hiberglutton 364

188. frinkles 356

189. soporinkles 352

190. aucado 147

'Yikes! Spring is almost here and this stupid scale is still wrong.'

DEFINITION: n. That sinking feeling you get when you realize that you will be shedding your winter coat, before you can possibly shed the extra layer of insulation (i.e. fat) that you gained over the winter. v. To worry about your weight.

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