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Verbotocracy: Weekly Standings

Top 25 Verboticisms

For week starting 2026-05-18.

1. taipander 3215

2. pethetic 2341

3. phlegmageddon 2288

4. snotragnarok 1979

5. machosham 1715

6. contrapulsive 1688

7. viralysis 1598

8. analinguist 1589

10. adderation 1544

11. cleanix 1484

12. flupas 1400

13. snotzone 1367

14. petish 1361

15. ingrossiate 1361

16. masturgration 1289

17. inphlegmatory 1286

18. encompasnot 1268

19. bedgehog 1262

20. quallipet 1258

21. hogsquash 1256

22. tishubation 1235

23. biohazmat 1235

24. pseudore 1232

25. disagweeble 1229

26. snortification 1226

27. contagreggation 1214

28. scornery 1208

29. complainion 1196

30. phlegmzard 1181

31. infloorendsza 1178

33. contramaniac 1175

34. feverdam 1175

35. capetulate 1172

36. mucousfication 1172

37. loogiellution 1169

38. kleenexudate 1169

39. snotsam 1166

40. lambastard 1148

41. phlegoon 1121

42. moundomuceosis 1121

43. topplesnot 1121

44. phlegmbuoyancy 1115

45. snoxic 1115

46. tissueissue 1112

47. petbulldozer 1106

48. tissooze 1094

49. mucascade 1094

50. beastow 1085

51. moodoir 1082

52. fauxlove 1078

53. tisspew 1070

54. tissooze 1070

55. critterpard 1067

56. petrifellatio 1061

57. tissueissue 1049

58. herpevaricate 1043

59. vanisectomy 1040

60. amalgamucus 1040

61. tocsickwaste 1037

62. boogerton 1028

63. contraryan 1013

64. vetervex 1004

65. infloorendsza 992

66. farmabeddon 989

67. tissidue 986

70. phlegmflam 977

71. fakamour 974

72. nosemasses 971

73. corabbitation 971

74. beastbuddy 968

75. chastitypelt 962

78. snotaclysm 953

81. moundusmucosi 947

82. panicoddle 947

84. contradick 941

85. roverindulge 941

86. baadfellow 941

87. kleenexsport 938

88. ferretrocious 932

89. petinopoint 932

90. furmin 929

91. arachnophonia 929

92. differduffer 926

93. ignoramitist 923

95. painsay 917

96. petriflect 917

97. coverpet 914

99. civilserpent 914

100. fawnfare 911

101. mindovercritter 905

102. spoilcat 899

103. obtrite 899

104. rebuffy 896

105. feigndore 896

106. faulize 895

108. internoper 887

109. gloripetation 881

110. snottrue 881

111. bleghthargy 878

112. tississue 878

113. beastow 875

116. habitchualist 872

117. fengtisshui 869

118. lamboozle 869

119. hypocritter 869

120. peturbed 860

121. menagerieatrois 854

122. contrattitude 853

123. cookuldism 853

124. mangeratrois 851

125. tubble 850

126. phleghoard 848

127. pettison 848

128. civilserpent 848

129. emendophob 848

130. xenocturnalia 845

131. bedcritter 842

132. codepetent 842

133. adderation 842

134. negatiff 842

135. fletocizing 826

136. beatyadown 824

137. pettunafish 818

138. rebutthead 812

139. goatobed 812

140. ingrossiate 806

141. cowtow 806

142. contradick 806

143. fawqfifi 803

144. snzooze 803

145. menagerieatrois 800

146. repudiasperate 794

147. petrend 791

148. insowmnia 788

149. shamanimolize 785

150. petticlaimant 782

151. disstater 776

152. petronize 770

153. nayplayer 770

154. crittermate 764

155. mymissus 764

156. naybour 764

157. menagerieatrois 764

158. disagreeabell 761

159. autofault 761

160. anoysle 760

161. fleaesta 758

162. ornerarity 758

164. crittersighs 752

165. retortionalist 752

166. bunkimal 740

169. negatiff 734

170. zigele 728

171. toadypander 725

172. marrwedge 710

173. pantsdancer 707

174. smushjunkie 704

175. habitchulist 695

176. literalitate 692

177. cavilrrhea 692

178. arguenaut 692

179. chronaysay 692

180. snugglemugger 683

181. contracisor 676

182. gainsayaholic 668

183. impugndiot 662

184. civilserpent 662

185. hipsterjection 662

186. contramarian 650

187. crittermate 638

188. pethogalist 626

189. irkophantic 623

190. somnanimalism 620

191. fauxstroke 617

192. ornodict 598

193. adverseteen 596

194. fauxphoria 581

195. negatiff 575

196. dodgybodgy 574

198. coupdecow 469

199. abhorable 391

'So what do you think of my snake?'

DEFINITION: v. To pretend that you adore someone's pet even though it is annoyingly stupid, bizarrely threatening, or just plain stinky. n. A alarming pet or companion, which nevertheless requires fawning.

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