Verboticism: Paramort
DEFINITION: v. To fall out of love with someone because you have finally realized that they are nothing but trouble. n. A vicious lover who has big problems and likes to share them with you.
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Amortis
Created by: dekra
Pronunciation: A-more-tis
Sentence: The times they were a-changin, and Bob's amortis annoyed him incessantly; his visions of Johanna slowly faded. The tambourine man said "It's alright 'ma," I have been released though I'm tangled up in blue. I have amortised the vixen, and though a hard rain's a-gonna fall, I will carry on like a rolling stone.
Etymology: Love + Death, Amore + Mortis
Endfatuation
Created by: bookowl
Pronunciation: end/fa/tu/ay/shun
Sentence: Her infatuation quickly turned to endfatuation when her boyfriend turned nasty.
Etymology: end + infatuation
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COMMENTS:
Good one! - Nosila, 2009-05-04: 18:44:00
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Revulsation
Created by: Eightbhall
Pronunciation: Rev-ul-sation
Sentence: As Bobby sat there watching the love of his life's sisters eating their latest fad-diet salad one half-fork at a time, between vitriolic bitching about co-workers and with his darling wife adding comments about his own inadequacies; he had his epiphany, his revulsation; all he could see now were three haggard witches sat around a pot with him in.
Etymology: Revulsion- to be sickened by Realisation- to understand after a delay
Sweethurt
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: sweet-hurt
Sentence: Bob finally hit the road when he figures it was his sweethurt that had the problem. "It ain't me, Babe" were his parting words. Just like a woman, she told Mr. Tambourine Man, "I shall be released". He, on the other hand was tangled up in blue.
Etymology: sweetheart (person whom another loves) + hurt (to cause bodily or mental pain or distress)
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COMMENTS:
I too originally thought it was a picture of Bob, but you just have to accept that it's all over now (baby blue) so stop being a Joker Man. - Eightbhall, 2013-08-30: 05:12:00
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Lovernot
Created by: Koekbroer
Pronunciation: luv er not
Sentence: I thought they were together but she was actually his lovernot.
Etymology: love her / lover not
Paramort
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: parra-mort
Sentence: Singing those insulting dirges, you run the risk of becoming a paramort. Shelly will kill you if she realises they are about her.
Etymology: paramour (lover) + mort (dead)
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COMMENTS:
terrific combo - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-04: 12:13:00
She will be paramortified! Great word, petaj! - Nosila, 2009-05-04: 19:05:00
Ya gotta keep things within proper paramorters. - Mustang, 2009-05-05: 03:50:00
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Wakenbreak
Created by: hyperborean
Pronunciation: wayk-en-bayk
Sentence: That morning, before he even opened his eyes, Bob knew that he was going to wakenbreak. Five years of Nagatha Christie was enough. He packed a bag and was gone before she gained consciousness.
Etymology: rhymes with wake-and-bake (the practice of smoking marijuana in the morning); wake (awake, wake up) + break (break up, break out [as of a prison])
Dylanchanted
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: dill an chan ted
Sentence: When Sweet Marie fell out of love with Rob Fillan, her Bob Dylan wannabe boyfriend, she knew that The Times They Were A Changing. She had become dylanchented with the whole relationship because all he ever said to her were things like Lay Lady Lay and that he was Like A Rolling Stone. Writing her love songs that were actually protest anthems did little to endear Mr. Tambourine Man to her. After she booted him, she knew he was out there, Blowin' in the Wind and if there was Blood on the Tracks,he'd soon be Knock Knock Knockin' on Heaven's Door...assuming bad boys even went there.
Etymology: Dylan (Bob Dylan, singer/songwriter) & Disenchanted (freed from enchantment;no longer enchanted by someone/thing)
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COMMENTS:
Just like a woman! - galwaywegian, 2010-11-16: 03:25:00
tangled up in poo? - galwaywegian, 2010-11-16: 09:48:00
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Evilginger
Created by: BeauKnows
Pronunciation: E-Vil-Gin-Ger
Sentence: Dave is a starving guitarist, who was just looking for a girl who liked to have a good time. Little did he know, he pick out a EVILGINGER!
Etymology: Evil + Ginger
Disillusionmental
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: disss illl ewe jun men tahl
Sentence: The lady became disillusionmental and the situation went from bad to worse to worser
Etymology: disillusionment mental