Verboticisms

Created by: youmustvotenato

Pronunciation: flat-choo-luck-tunt

Sentence: Bill was flatuluctant when it came to eating at Burrito Barn. Mexican food was no reason hold back for the sake of manners. It was fiesta time for his digestion.

Etymology: flatulence+reluctant

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Created by: idavecook

Pronunciation: SAR-FAR-TIK

Sentence: Dave, you're so sarfartic that your shit doesn't even smell.

Etymology: A really unfunny fart.

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Created by: rebelvin

Pronunciation: gross+out+loud

Sentence: Keep your sounds as silent as possible, don't be a grossoutlouder!

Etymology: gross+out+loud

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Created by: bookowl

Pronunciation: dee/libur/fart

Sentence: He swore it was accidental but everyone knew it was deliberfart.

Etymology: deliberate + fart

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Created by: diyan627

Pronunciation: up-ah-lo-gas-vert

Sentence: Ron's apologasvert we all expect at Thanksgiving dinner. We play musical chairs when it comes time to sit down for dinner...No one wants to sit next to him!

Etymology: apologize + gas + overt

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: no sper a gass

Sentence: Rudy was aptly named. Being an immature twit, he took great delight in using bodily functions to offend people, especially his sister, Prissy. His favourite was anything to do with passing gas. He could summon expulsions from either his mouth or the end he sits on, at will. He had worked hard to develop this "skill" and thrilled to torture his sister with it. He figured he should be harnessed aa a natural resource. Of course he insincerely apologized first, but his policy of being a nospareagas ninja (not silent, but deadly) meant he could do it on demand, throughout the meal. Who needs wind power...he had it perfected. One night Prissy had had enough. She made the meal with cauliflour, beans, artichokes,onions, sprouts and ensured that his portion was liberally doused with parsley juice, bran and other fibres and crushed laxative pills. Oh yes, Rudy could have his fun at supper, but she would have the last laugh all through the long, long night!

Etymology: no ( used to express refusal or denial or disagreement etc or especially to emphasize a negative statement ) & spare (save or relieve from an experience or action ) & gas (attack with gas; subject to gas fumes) & asparagas (edible young shoots of the asparagus plant, after which digestion causes gas build-up and emanates a peculiar smell)

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Created by: abrakadeborah

Pronunciation: ex-pelch

Sentence: David was always the middle of an expelch at the dinner table, often causing his girlfriend to lose her appetite.

Etymology: Combined ~ Expel-discharge. & Belch-Burp.

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: re gret yu lens

Sentence: Sarah hated eating with her brother Sid, as he delighted in torturing her with his bad manners. He'd make bizarre digestive noises at the table and then apologize insincerely for his actions. This regretulence was really annoying, as he would always blame their poor dog, lying under the table. This was also galling as the dog was never in the house at meal times!

Etymology: Regret (be sorry) & Flatulence (a state of excessive gas in the alimentary canal)

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Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: fo-POL-oh-gee

Sentence: As was his disgusting habit, Leonardo would intentionally belch or pass gas very loudly at the table, then issue a fauxpology while actually enjoying the reaction his effort had brought about.

Etymology: Blend of 'faux' (false) and 'apology' (an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret)

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Created by: catgrin

Pronunciation: sham-pasahr-dn

Sentence: Though well out of school, Jim just couldn't break his fraternity-life ways. At his first holiday dinner with his girlfriend's family, he kept guzzling beers and shampassardoning the mighty belches that followed. His poor behavior might have been excused if he hadn't chosen to end the meal with, "Buuuurp! Excuse me! BuuUUUUUuuuurp excuse - I mean marry - yes, marry me!"

Etymology: from sham + pass (as in "to pass gas") + pardon, this is a variation of "passardon" which is a genuine request to be excused for passing wind in public

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