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DEFINITION: v. To inspire and motivate people to do great things, by issuing petty threats. n. A kind and gentle threat.
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Benefreat
Created by: chris
Pronunciation: benni-fret
Sentence: My great-aunt Sybil could benefreat like no-one else - especially where the terms of her will and her considerable fortune were concerned
Etymology: benefit + threat
Santaize
Created by: Pipeski
Pronunciation: Santa-ize
Sentence: Christmas is always a busy time for the telephone santaizer.
Etymology: Santa + Sanitize
Kindare
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: kynd-dair
Sentence: She kindared her staff into thinking they would not be receiving their annual Christmas bonus unless they did something out of the ordinary. So, the creepy guy in the corner finally washed his hair, the office tart wore flat shoes for once and the heavy set girl stopped eating everything in sight.
Etymology: kind (gentle, docile, with love) + dare (threat, challenge, provoke)
Sacrotort
Created by: camel
Pronunciation: Sack-row-tort
Sentence: We'd sacrotort the poor fellow into cleaning our leather jackets after nights of Crisco twister with the scare of using him as our leather underpants.
Etymology: Sacro (holy), extortion
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COMMENTS:
clever! - jrogan, 2006-12-19: 02:34:00
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Supsure
Created by: awesomo
Pronunciation: sup-shur
Sentence: The supsure of his mom, to get a job or get grounded, wasn't strong enough.
Etymology: superior+pressure
Instimidate
Created by: asfaltboy
Pronunciation: een-stee-meed-ayte
Sentence: She instimidated me to clean the toilets or i'll go to hell.
Etymology: Install stimuli by intimidating.
Childlie
Created by: kevinrio
Pronunciation: Child'lie
Sentence: I love childlying to them, they are so gullible!
Etymology: Lie to child for their own sake
Santabag
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: san ta bag
Sentence: Merry knew that the only way to persuade her son, Nicholas into cleaning up his room for Christmas was to santabag him. She told him things like that he'd get no new toys if Santa thought he had no room for them or a new teddy bear would refuse to live in such squalor. It worked and he cleaned up his room! Too bad she could not santabag the rest of the year.
Etymology: Santa (Christmas Jolly Old Elf) & Bag (an activity that you like or at which you are superior); Wordplay on Sandbag (compel by coercion, threats, or crude means;downplay one's ability (towards others) in a game in order to deceive)
Comoderate
Created by: jimmj43
Pronunciation: co-MOD-er-rate
Sentence: Internet bulleting board posters frequently get coMODerated for unacceptable behavior.
Etymology:
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