Verboticisms

Created by: CanadianAndyCapp

Pronunciation: Noo-kee-nakk-er

Sentence: In the most famous song fom his gander bag, Rambling Syd Rumpo, tells the tragic story of the demise of the West Country's last professional chaperone and chastity belt maker in the " Ballad of the Woggler's Nookieknacker." A song particularly popular with sailors tethering their nadgers or going round the Horn(e)

Etymology: Nookie - Pertaining to erotic gratification. / Knacker - To deny or prevent

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COMMENTS:

Clicks across the tongue. Nice alliteration! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:10:00

I like it — captures the definition and it's fun to say, or call someone as a nickname. - Tigger, 2008-02-14: 00:19:00

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: dôtərkoōlər

Sentence: Denise strongly encouraged her daughter Cindy to entertain her boyfriend at home. She would give them full use of the family room while she and Jim (Dad) would keep themselves busy in the kitchen. But Mom was a terrific daughtercooler. She would NEED the punch bowl or grill set from a closet at just the right moment to put a nyet blanket on any nefarious activities. Just a cough or clearing of the throat from the other room could send chills down Cindy's spine. On more than one occasion, Cindy searched the family room looking for a hidden video cam. In the end she decided that Mom must be psychic.

Etymology: Daughter (female offspring) cooler (a device or container for keeping things cool)

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COMMENTS:

Who said you could write about my mother? - ladyiggy, 2008-12-05: 04:43:00

Love it. where can i get one and will it work for two daughters? - galwaywegian, 2008-12-05: 07:20:00

They just want to have some doggone fun... +1 - emdeejay, 2008-12-05: 08:23:00

made me laugh - Jabberwocky, 2008-12-05: 12:37:00

Great create. So straightforward you know immediately what it means! - silveryaspen, 2008-12-05: 15:26:00

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Created by: DeltaRho2K

Pronunciation: Ree-pot'-sul

Sentence: Nothing helps me with my goal of abstinence before marriage as well as my personal reppotsul, who, while on a date, got my boyfriend thinking about his grandmother, open-heart surgery, and football.

Etymology: A reversed, apostrophe-less contraction of the words Lust and Stopper.

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COMMENTS:

First reverse verboticism I've seen! Kudos for daring to try something new! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-14: 13:59:00

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Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: leh-BEE-dobe-strukt

Sentence: The Doberman that Harriet's dad had trained to become loudly aggressive to libidobstruct Norman when it became apparent that he was making any effort to come on to or move too close to Harriet proved to be a very effective, leaving Norman intimidated and frustrated.

Etymology: Blend of 'libido' (sexual instinct or sexual drive) and 'obstruct' (to interrupt, hinder, or oppose the passage, progress, course, etc., of)

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: reks sting wish

Sentence: When Virginia's Dad bought her a big bully of a pitbull, it was not just out of kindness or companionship for her. He had the dog trained to snarl at any boy who got near her and rextinguish his ardour.

Etymology: Rex (popular dog name,meaning "King" in Latin) & Extinguish (put an end to; kill;put out, as of fires, flames,lights or passions)

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Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: soup err droup err

Sentence: Rex was the perfect superdrooper, his smell alone had been known to counteract two viagra and a bottle of chianti.

Etymology: supertrooper(ask your parents if you're too young to remember ABBA), droop.

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COMMENTS:

Great etymology ... even if recognizing it is outageous of me! Silly rhymes ... passing times ...your verbot does both for we! Ryhming, too! Your verbot has much for all! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:34:00

Mama Mia, funny word! - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-13: 19:21:00

Interesting word. Sic em Rex! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 19:29:00

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Created by: picabomama

Pronunciation: auto - e - rot - a - stop

Sentence: Six weeks had passed since the arrival of the new baby and Aaron and Kelly were feeling up to an attempt at romance. The baby was recently fed, dry and sleeping peacefully. Aaron leaned in for a much needed inaugural kiss and just before his lips met Kelly's, the baby squawked. Aaron pulled away and held his breath. The crying stopped. Kelly waved him in for a second try and again the baby screamed, only louder. This time the baby could not be stopped. She screamed like a fire alarm for an hour. The exhausted parents consulted the owner's manual and discovered that their bundle of joy had come equipped with the often standard AUTOEROTISTOP alarm. This option was apparently not refundable.

Etymology: auto + erotica + stop

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COMMENTS:

Out-of-gas-stop! Being stationary ... stopped at the station ... unable to move! Evokes so many images ... Wonderful Creation! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:18:00

Hmmm... sounds like a poor design, but then again, it never runs out of gas, does it? - Tigger, 2008-02-14: 00:48:00

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Created by: Niktionary

Pronunciation: la-beed-ah-vize

Sentence: I should have known Chuck was a cad. On our date, my cat, Jerry began to libidavise him by spraying him!

Etymology: libido + advise

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COMMENTS:

The pronounciation's center (bid-ah) describes the attempted romancing so nicely! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:26:00

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Created by: 8Revolution8

Pronunciation: a/more/a/tude

Sentence: David does not want to go near Carol after the latest incident with her dad, and also her dad's got amoratude

Etymology: amour (love) + atitude (sharp attitude towards when someone gets the 'hots'

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COMMENTS:

pretty sick word - dalmero8, 2008-02-13: 17:33:00

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Created by: playdohheart

Pronunciation: fiz-ure

Sentence: Though he always thought fondly of his first love, he would never forget the two overprotective muscular fizzures that were her older brothers.

Etymology: Fizzle + Fissure

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COMMENTS:

Instead of a fizure I'd rather have a sure fizz! Sex fizz is always better than a sex fizzle. Your creation sizzles! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:29:00

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