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DEFINITION: n., A person who finds potentially sexual meanings in every conversation, and who always tries to "cleverly" point it out, by putting ordinary words or phrases into a sexual context. v., To be habitually and annoyingly addicted to sexual innuendo.
Verboticisms
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Sexcavator
Created by: silveryaspen
Pronunciation: sex - ka - vay - ter
Sentence: Bill has a sex-mined tongue that cannot be overcum. On any subject, his sexual digs are overbaring. As the Master of sexual overtones, he is the ultimate sexcavator.
Etymology: excavating anything and everything for sex ... makes one a sexcavator!
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COMMENTS:
Sexcellent! - Banky, 2008-02-12: 08:42:00
sounds like Bill is also a sexcravator - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:25:00
I dig it! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 16:05:00
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Obsex
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: ob/sex
Sentence: He obsexes with almost every sentence filling them with double meanings and innuendo.
Etymology: obsess + sex
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COMMENTS:
Oh! I was so surprised that your sentence and etymology didn't have reference to sex objects (toys as well as people)! Fits the definition exactly! Sexceedingly good creation! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:06:00
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Quipkink
Created by: EmmaHeras
Pronunciation: kwip-kink
Sentence: Alice realised that her boyfriend was a Quipkink when they went bowling and he constantly asked her to roll his balls, knock his pin, and make the screen say XXX.
Etymology: Quip- as in a clever remark. Kink- from kinky; unusual sexual practices.
Libiderace
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: li beed er achi
Sentence: He lived in Las Vegas. He performed off, off the Strip in a cabaret, called Libido Loco, where he was billed as Libiderace. (Last week it was called Lust Horizons, the week before The Horny Towed.) More famous for his "organ" recitals than his piano ones, his gift of music stripped the Burlesque performers, of their inhibitions. His "hole" act had a sexual undertone. Women wanted him (to stop) and Men wanted to be(at) him. His lovely assistant was Ida Norgasm. He played the room like a hooker at a sailor's convention. He was Lewd-tenant Leer tonight, Hugh G. Rection tomorrow night. He wore his hair in an Afro-disiac style. His real name was Randy Gote and he had a kid in every state and a trail of broken hearts behind him. It was risque business, but he loved the exposure. Every fetish and fantasy he had were expressed in musical form (the rhythmn method?) Alas one evening while performing his Scarlet Pimp-Poor-Nell routine, his lecherous past caught up to him as he was grabbed by an audience "member" and castrated. He disappeared and was instantly replaced by a young stud called Roman Hands. Yes, the competition in this line of work is very "stiff".
Etymology: Libido (a Freudian term for sexual urge or desire) & Liberace (American pianist and entertainer who was noted for his virtuosity and flamboyant style).
Sexlinguaphile
Created by: freestyle
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Brandon is such a sexlinguaphile - he just can't stop talking about female sexual organs.
Etymology: sex - lingua - phile
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COMMENTS:
Was he hooked on more than a pheeling? Certainly fits the definition! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 19:26:00
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Speakaboo
Created by: picabomama
Pronunciation: speek- a - boo
Sentence: The Smith Family was kind enough to include their daughter's long misunderstood boyfriend on a trip to a family wedding in Beaver, PA. Needless to say, the beau did not improve his standing after playing SPEAKABOO with all the small business names they came upon as they passed through town. "Beaver Quick Lube! Now that's a place I'd like to visit on a Saturday night, right Mr. Smith!?"
Etymology: Speak + Taboo
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COMMENTS:
Original blending! Great play on peekaboo or should I say piqueaboo, too! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:20:00
There are also towns/cities in PA called Bird in Hand, Intercourse, Beaver Meadows, and Beaver Falls (guess that's what happens when ya get old). - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-12: 18:46:00
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Shesaidisist
Created by: playdohheart
Pronunciation: she+said+a+sist
Sentence: It is best to avoid phrases like "That's hard", "What a great night", and "Where's the beef?" when around a known shesaidishist.
Etymology: "That's what she said" + "fetishist" (one who engages in fetishism, especially of a sexual nature)
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COMMENTS:
Oh! For me to say this 3 times fast is tongue torture ... when you miss that last 's' !!!!! Or say it displaced after the t instead of in front of that last t !!! Original and so funny to try to say! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:38:00
I love it... I know way too many people that overuse that phrase. My only comments: It's really long. It's hard to wrap my tongue around. It goes on and on. I feel like I'm drooling when it comes out of my mouth. ... - Magnetic, 2008-02-12: 13:52:00
Good points. I removed the h from "shist". I think that will make it easier to pronounce! - playdohheart, 2008-02-12: 13:59:00
Very interesting & creative! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 16:10:00
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Libidity
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: lib id it tee
Sentence: Marnie's sense of libidity was revolting. Like when she turned up at Homer's funeral and made cracks about him. Her mother was disgusted with her innuendo and crude comments over his being layed out...
Etymology: Libido (sexual urges) & Lividity (unnatural lack of color in the skin (as from bruising or sickness or emotional distress or death)
Crassgrabber
Created by: Magnetic
Pronunciation: KRASS / gra / ber
Sentence: With all his lewd winking, nudging, and constant "finger quoting", Bob quickly became the crassgrabber no one wanted to mingle with at the party.
Etymology: crass (vulgar, insensitive) + ass grabber (one who selfishly exploits the shocked reactions of others for their own repressed perverted kicks) + grab (reach, stretch)
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COMMENTS:
This is a word that would have come in as a handy alternative for one of my college theatre professors, who was constantly accusing us of engaging in too much "grab ass." - picabomama, 2008-02-12: 09:15:00
Sexploitive fingers! Very witty! Sexceptional! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:27:00
you don't want to encourage crassgrab or is that crabgrass - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:35:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ James
Tigger - 2008-02-12: 02:09:00
This cartoon is hilarious!
Jabberwocky - 2008-02-12: 05:56:00
very well laid out
Banky - 2008-02-12: 08:44:00
You're well endowed with artistic talent.
Thank you for your kind and suggestive words ~ James
silveryaspen - 2008-02-12: 13:21:00
Sextraordinary definition and cartoon, Tigger and James!
silveryaspen - 2008-02-12: 13:26:00
To all: Very creative! Creativity can be so enhancing! You've all got me thinking you have great sex lives!
Nosila - 2008-02-12: 23:03:00
Good idea, Tigger...hopefully this idea will slake the thirst and quench the desires of those who live life on the double entendre! And the cartoon, James...well, it is to die for...
Well, I'm glad it didn't die on the page. Thanks! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ James
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